Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
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Today, I went to pull a nose hair out, only to end up pulling a spider out by its legs. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML
Today, I was going through my Facebook feed when I saw a post of a man being wheeled to the emergency room with a spider stuck in their ear. The post has me scared enough to want to sleep with earplugs. I'm a 37 year-old man. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML
Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
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Top comments
Grenith 21
Hop on the nope train to fuckthatshitville.
devildog562 33
Did your spidy sense kick in ?
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Comments (103)
life_smh 15
Ok I read that wrong, and thought you just had a bad dream; but nope you lived through that hell..
CaptainRR 20
At first, I was worried. Then I saw that OP is from Australia.
joshi42 16
At first I thought "what's the big buzz about it?", but then read OP's country of origin. You are lucky you made it to doctors office before it bit you.
zane20062 5
Noooope nopey nope
eh2015 8
No. No. No!!! This can't actually be true can it?! If it is I'm investing in some sort of nose guard!!!
barneyisawesome_fml 9
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the nasal spout Up came the Doctor to pull the spider out. . . :)
brookiesawr 11
welcome to Australia
al_dente 3
Hey, there are things out there in your country waiting to kill you. Or at least thats what those memes say, so chin up
RogueWarrior869 23
You poor dear. I hope everything went smooth and you can set this awful mess behind you.
Champignon_fml 19
I think I'll just tape my nose shut before I go to sleep from now on. Yikes.