Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
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Shrieking_Shack_Maiden
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7/9/2018 23:30
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EggyDogger
| 13
Gotta throw away the whole face
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
This is a perfectly acceptable response for an arachnophobe.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
This is a perfectly acceptable response for an arachnophobe.
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EggyDogger
| 13
Gotta throw away the whole face
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thehaystackerine
| 20
Did you know?
Everybody swallows 28 spiders in their sleep in their lifetime. And is ALWAYS 28. If you're on your deathbed and have only swallowed 3 spiders in your life, 25 of them show up at once.
Everybody swallows 28 spiders in their sleep in their lifetime. And is ALWAYS 28. If you're on your deathbed and have only swallowed 3 spiders in your life, 25 of them show up at once.
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Charlie Given
| 23
that was actually a rumor started as part of a study to see how far and fast internet rumor's spread
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
This is as genuine as my Post Malone/Pre Malone "fact".
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routerere
| 10
Imagine just walking along minding your own business and the floor starts screaming.
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Charlie Given
| 23
it's the Itsy Bitsy Spider he just came to say hello đšđ”đ
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Santorini Lawrencia
| 19
I know. Spiders are real scary.
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GIJoefan
| 6
Kevin McAllister wasnât in your house was he?
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interesting33
| 36
Excellent enticing wording!