This is a perfectly acceptable response for an arachnophobe.

Gotta throw away the whole face

Did you know?

Everybody swallows 28 spiders in their sleep in their lifetime. And is ALWAYS 28. If you're on your deathbed and have only swallowed 3 spiders in your life, 25 of them show up at once.

that was actually a rumor started as part of a study to see how far and fast internet rumor's spread

This is as genuine as my Post Malone/Pre Malone "fact".

Imagine just walking along minding your own business and the floor starts screaming.

it's the Itsy Bitsy Spider he just came to say hello 😨😵😂

I know. Spiders are real scary.

Kevin McAllister wasn’t in your house was he?

Excellent enticing wording!