By Shrieking_Shack_Maiden - 07/09/2018 23:30

Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 623
You deserved it 236
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EggyDogger 13
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Gotta throw away the whole face

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routerere 10
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Imagine just walking along minding your own business and the floor starts screaming.

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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This is a perfectly acceptable response for an arachnophobe.

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EggyDogger 13
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Gotta throw away the whole face

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thehaystackerine 20

Did you know? Everybody swallows 28 spiders in their sleep in their lifetime. And is ALWAYS 28. If you're on your deathbed and have only swallowed 3 spiders in your life, 25 of them show up at once.

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Charlie Given 25
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that was actually a rumor started as part of a study to see how far and fast internet rumor's spread

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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This is as genuine as my Post Malone/Pre Malone "fact".

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routerere 10
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Imagine just walking along minding your own business and the floor starts screaming.

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Charlie Given 25
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it's the Itsy Bitsy Spider he just came to say hello 😨😵😂

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Santorini Lawrencia 19
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I know. Spiders are real scary.

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GIJoefan 6
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Kevin McAllister wasn’t in your house was he?

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interesting33 36
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Excellent enticing wording!

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