By Shrieking_Shack_Maiden - 07/09/2018 23:30

Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
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EggyDogger 13

Gotta throw away the whole face

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routerere 10

Imagine just walking along minding your own business and the floor starts screaming.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

This is a perfectly acceptable response for an arachnophobe.

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EggyDogger 13

Gotta throw away the whole face

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thehaystackerine 20

Did you know? Everybody swallows 28 spiders in their sleep in their lifetime. And is ALWAYS 28. If you're on your deathbed and have only swallowed 3 spiders in your life, 25 of them show up at once.

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Charlie Given 26

that was actually a rumor started as part of a study to see how far and fast internet rumor's spread

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BurnInDemonFire 34

This is as genuine as my Post Malone/Pre Malone "fact".

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routerere 10

Imagine just walking along minding your own business and the floor starts screaming.

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Charlie Given 26

it's the Itsy Bitsy Spider he just came to say hello 😨😵😂

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Santorini Lawrencia 19

I know. Spiders are real scary.

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GIJoefan 6

Kevin McAllister wasn’t in your house was he?

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