Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to pull a nose hair out, only to end up pulling a spider out by its legs. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML
Today, I was going through my Facebook feed when I saw a post of a man being wheeled to the emergency room with a spider stuck in their ear. The post has me scared enough to want to sleep with earplugs. I'm a 37 year-old man. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML
Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
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Top comments
Grenith 21
Hop on the nope train to fuckthatshitville.
devildog562 33
Did your spidy sense kick in ?
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Comments (103)
Reese_3DG 11
I now have enough nightmare fuel for the rest of my life D:
bgon1350 4
the new charoletts Web story
barneyisawesome_fml 9
Should have let I bit you. . . With great power comes great responsibility.
Pheonix91 15
I'm so arachnophobic that I would have had a major panic attack as soon as I found out it was in there. They probably would've had to sedate me and remove it immediately.
Timmster 8
Hell to the no!
i_lik_tomaters 21
How the **** does that happen??????
exuberant_orange 17
I didn't even know that was possible, and now I'm going to live in constant fear of it. *shudders*
HeatherFeatherB 31
It's definitely possible. Reading this brought back the memory of when a spider crawled into my ear, waking me up while I was sleeping. It camped out there for over twelve hours. The only good thing about that is I didn't know what the noise and feeling was in my ear all day until it finally fell out onto the ground. I just shuddered myself, totally not a pleasant experience.
cappellaaa 23
I would have died. Idk how you even made it to the doctors... **** that.
Cyrus00 41
I hope you had the pleasure of killing it after!
hoosiergirl94 31
Then you burn your face off
Brandi_Faith 34
Unfortunately it's the only way!