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By Anonymous / Sunday 25 September 2011 10:26 / Singapore
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By  heylesha  |  8

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  heylesha  |  8

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  Mrmeatfold  |  2

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  fthislyfe  |  22

Haha I remember when I was a little younger, my mom did all that stuff to me. Like pressing the resent button when I was chatting with a guy, never leaving me home alone, never letting me go out alone, always picking me up from school, etc etc

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159: *clears throat* It was not OP's very first date. Just her first date with that guy. Also, OP's mother has gone gangster on a fellow before that, apparently. Reading and comprehension= intelligence which = woo-fuckin-hoo.

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  sarapsosis  |  1

oh heeeeeyall nah! be careful boi, she be lookin for you, she gonna find, she gonna fiiind...

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  LiyIa_fml  |  8

Lol @ 30 I think it would be funny if my Mom did that on a first date. If the guy puts up with my Mom and still wants a second date, he's damn worthy of it. :) But the second date.... Id be a little pissed....

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  Daralea  |  21

Okay, forget the stalking you bit. Even forget that she forbids you to hold someone's hand. She physically assaulted your date? I hope you defended him because you obviously knew what your mom was like before dragging this poor man into your little slice of hell.

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what if the dad's not around. or dead. and the mother isnt a necrophiliac. hire a body double to lead your mother to the opposite side of town while you have wild deviant sex with this guy.

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  music87  |  14

Yeah...make sure you lock all windows and doors at night followed by a search of the house before any frisky activity. I could only imagine what she would do if she walked in on you having sex....

By  garfield224  |  0

Sucks for you

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  faithxoxox  |  1

10 is trying to say the mother is jealous of OP, because the mother cannot get any dates/is not a MILF. {Mom I'd Like to Fuck, if you were wondering.}

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