By Anonymous - Singapore
Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
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  fthislyfe  |  22

Haha I remember when I was a little younger, my mom did all that stuff to me. Like pressing the resent button when I was chatting with a guy, never leaving me home alone, never letting me go out alone, always picking me up from school, etc etc


159: *clears throat* It was not OP's very first date. Just her first date with that guy. Also, OP's mother has gone gangster on a fellow before that, apparently.
Reading and comprehension= intelligence which = woo-fuckin-hoo.

  LiyIa_fml  |  8

Lol @ 30

I think it would be funny if my Mom did that on a first date. If the guy puts up with my Mom and still wants a second date, he's damn worthy of it. :)
But the second date.... Id be a little pissed....

  Daralea  |  21

Okay, forget the stalking you bit. Even forget that she forbids you to hold someone's hand.
She physically assaulted your date? I hope you defended him because you obviously knew what your mom was like before dragging this poor man into your little slice of hell.


what if the dad's not around. or dead.
and the mother isnt a necrophiliac.

hire a body double to lead your mother to the opposite side of town while you have wild deviant sex with this guy.

  music87  |  14

Yeah...make sure you lock all windows and doors at night followed by a search of the house before any frisky activity. I could only imagine what she would do if she walked in on you having sex....

  faithxoxox  |  1

10 is trying to say the mother is jealous of OP, because the mother cannot get any dates/is not a MILF. {Mom I'd Like to Fuck, if you were wondering.}