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By Z'ev / Friday 5 April 2013 16:34 / United States - New York
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You know. The handy-dandy anti-zombie device. You don't have one? Boy, are you behind the times. Btw, *my anti-zombie device, if that accidental omission is the source of your confusion.

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As advertised, you can also use the handy-dandy anti-zombie device to not only destroy zombies, but muggers, rapists, and withholding vending machines. I got mine for six easy payments of $19.95 plus shipping and handling. You should really look into it. I am a very satisfied costumer myself.

So, you tried to steal the bag that belonged to the poor schmuck before you? Serves you right, ya crook. If you succeeded, they would have caught you orange-handed!

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