By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
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gazzdogs 5

My mum is a helicopter parent too. Always lurking about in the distance, I know how you feel :(

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N3766 20

Might be a coincidence she was there...

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gazzdogs 5

12 - On her own? I don't think so...

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_Oblivion_ 12

I would walk over there politely yell at her the GTFO

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nahgemoohc 17

Should have said 'yeah. She's paying for our meal' and then send the bill to her table.

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friedchickenpie 14

28 - If you were a federal agent, I don't think you'd be allowed to tell people that.

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GoW_Chick 14

30- How do you politely yell at someone?

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LadyClarik 8

This is creepy, but in the realm of understandable if OP is young(ish). How creeptastic would this be if she was in her 30's.....

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RedPillSucks 31

@34: Maybe he works for the post office. Agent doesn't have to mean spy or police.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

40- with a big smile on your face.. Try this someday..

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gazzdogs 5

My mum is a helicopter parent too. Always lurking about in the distance, I know how you feel :(

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SecretMe00 5

Family guy episode resemblance..

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WCARlover 34

It just means she loves y--yeah just kidding that sucks

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brianfantana32 10

Why did I sing the Pink Panther theme song in my head after reading this, seriously, why? Cause it's completely irrelevant

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gazzdogs 5

What is completely irrelevant? My comment or YOURS?

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ILoveEggnog 7

Did you know your mom was going to be there, or was it a coincidence?

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Chaos187 6

More like, her mom got in the her car and followed her and her date right after they left.

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RochelleRedvines 8

Dammit. I'm on my iPod and I thumbed up this comment accidentally.

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ohSNAPyall 26

That's what the pigeon would do. Or scramble away to poop on her car while she's busy staring at your date.

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FruityLoooons 8

Did she slowly sink down and disappear under the table whilst staring at you?

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blackout23 4

If I were him I would have stared right back

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