Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom....

By Anonymous - 3/1/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By gazzdogs | 5

#3824099 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:42

My mum is a helicopter parent too. Always lurking about in the distance, I know how you feel :(

By Riya2595 | 15

#3824092 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:41

Haha creepy!

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By Riya2595 | 15

#3824092 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:41

Haha creepy!

N3766 | 20

#3824176 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:55

Might be a coincidence she was there...

cheesypies | 6

#3824216 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 12:03

Or she was spyin'!

gazzdogs | 5

#3824334 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 12:35

12 - On her own? I don't think so...

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3824410 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 13:19

I would walk over there politely yell at her the GTFO

nahgemoohc | 17

#3824428 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 13:26

Should have said 'yeah. She's paying for our meal' and then send the bill to her table.

friedchickenpie | 14

#3824478 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 13:44

28 - If you were a federal agent, I don't think you'd be allowed to tell people that.

GoW_Chick | 14

#3824553 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 14:16

30- How do you politely yell at someone?

LadyClarik | 8

#3824580 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 14:32

This is creepy, but in the realm of understandable if OP is young(ish). How creeptastic would this be if she was in her 30's.....

RedPillSucks | 31

#3824886 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:51

@34: Maybe he works for the post office. Agent doesn't have to mean spy or police.

GoodLookingGeese | 10

#3825112 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 18:25

40- with a big smile on your face.. Try this someday..

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3825601 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 20:08

40- GTFO please

GovernorGeneral | 8

#3827731 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 5:43

lol.

By gazzdogs | 5

#3824099 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:42

My mum is a helicopter parent too. Always lurking about in the distance, I know how you feel :(

SecretMe00 | 5

#3824265 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 12:14

Family guy episode resemblance..

WCARlover | 34

#3824845 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:29

It just means she loves y--yeah just kidding that sucks

brianfantana32 | 10

#3827965 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:11

Why did I sing the Pink Panther theme song in my head after reading this, seriously, why? Cause it's completely irrelevant

gazzdogs | 5

#3828113 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 8:07

What is completely irrelevant? My comment or YOURS?

By ILoveEggnog | 7

#3824107 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:43

Did you know your mom was going to be there, or was it a coincidence?

Chaos187 | 6

#3824442 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 13:31

More like, her mom got in the her car and followed her and her date right after they left.

RochelleRedvines | 8

#3826794 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:05

Dammit. I'm on my iPod and I thumbed up this comment accidentally.

By Michaelpd | 1

#3824108 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:43

At least he's now met the family?

By Garzoo | 4

#3824117 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:44

...Awkward...

By TheDorianMode | 8

#3824126 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:45

Stare back.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#3824471 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 13:39

That's what the pigeon would do.

Or scramble away to poop on her car while she's busy staring at your date.

By FruityLoooons | 8

#3824129 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:46

Did she slowly sink down and disappear under the table whilst staring at you?

By jbaby69 | 0

#3824139 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:47

Well that's not strange at all...

By blackout23 | 4

#3824142 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:48

If I were him I would have stared right back

By Tektite | 14

#3824157 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:50

Lmao ohh snap...