Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I had an interview to be a waitress. Afterwards, I had food in the restaurant, which is where I overheard my interviewer tell the manager he wasn’t going to bother hiring “that girl I just interviewed” because "her face is nasty and she’ll put the customers off their food." FML
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
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Top comments
_Noon_ 0
YDI for being so full of yourself. "one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life", tss.
Broc 0
She just knows how to get a tip!
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Comments (113)
piggypaar 0
She must be good at her job.
Shadow_Sniper 0
You just need to get over yourself. She was trying to polite and/or get a nice tip.
cuterthanuthink 0
ROFLMAO
R3nesmee 0
Wow, you are very rude. YDI and your life is in no way F'd.
vampirate 0
hahahaha same thing happened to me earlier, some girl schmoozing for tips.... but I must say, it was working for this girl! her tip jar was overflowing!
aerials_fml 0
Well, even if the waitress was just trying to get tips, I give her props for her actions. Everyone deserves to be told that they are beautiful because well, we all are in our own special way! I'm guessing even the OP has some redeeming qualities despite her "ugly attitude." Operation Beautiful, everyone!
ryepdx 0
Hmm... good sentiment, but the execution could be better. If everyone is beautiful in their own special way then everyone should get their own special acknowledgment. :-D OP: Yeah, that sucks, but hey, are you REALLY gonna' complain that someone tried to butter you up? Really? You DO realize that if she's saying this to EVERYONE then it has absolutely no bearing on you at all, right? :-/
freerun4life97 0
aerials- you seem like a very optimistic person (:
MissCuteStack 12
I still think she cares about the money
Thepharaoh 0
This is not an FML!!
AndelleRae 9
Ha! Owned! ... Sorry, I've always wanted to say that, and it seemed appropriate.
pandubear 0
That's not an FML. That's a waitress.
drinkupgorgeous 0
Get over yourself. She knows how to get a tip.
kellbelle26 0
You're a bitch, OP. I would say YDI, but nothing bad happened to you. You were told you're beautiful. How can you call a complete stranger "one of the ugliest girls you've ever seen in your life" and think anyone would feel bad for you?