Miscellaneous: Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw...

By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2021 14:00

Today, I had an interview to be a waitress. Afterwards, I had food in the restaurant, which is where I overheard my interviewer tell the manager he wasn’t going to bother hiring “that girl I just interviewed” because "her face is nasty and she’ll put the customers off their food." FML

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By VHBJ - 16/06/2015 16:13 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By IHateMyLife - 22/09/2012 06:59 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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_Noon_ 0

Monday 20 July 2009 9:22

YDI for being so full of yourself. "one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life", tss.

Broc 0

Monday 20 July 2009 9:02

She just knows how to get a tip!

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kaylynn732 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 15:53

I'm late on this one. But did it EVER occur to you that just because you think she's ugly, doesn't mean everyone else does?

spaerro 8

Sunday 17 April 2011 4:58

you're a bitch for saying that the other girl was ugly. everyone is beautiful in her own way.

hateevryone 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:45

now you see she was just saying that out of kindness. did she mean it? no

newmandotcom 6

Thursday 6 October 2011 4:07

Are you sure you weren't the ugly one?

LmfaoYoureFunneh 0

Friday 18 November 2011 0:46

Guys. What the OP said was SUPER rude, but no need to call her a bitch. And OP, everyone is beautiful, believe it or not. Just saying.

FweakofCydonia 40

Monday 2 January 2012 17:41

Beauty depends on the eye of the beholder.

OctoberRainfall 13

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:59

She's just trying to be nice

CammyGal 26

Monday 6 August 2012 5:56

Your life is ****** because you had a nice waitress??

PhishloverA 14

Wednesday 26 September 2012 4:59

So? The waitress just thinks everyone's beautiful

LolaBieber 5

Wednesday 2 January 2013 8:39

People do have different taste, what if she thought you were both pretty in different ways? You never know

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