By xolaurennnn - 22/05/2015 15:55 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
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RusticChick 27

There's always that awkward stage when shorts weather comes around. I had that same issue! I don't like going tanning so I blind the world until the brightness lessens. Lol. You're not alone, OP!

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Weiss_Schnee 14

I hate this too, but there's a reason you wear shorts OP.

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mmmxr 11

What? This made no sense. You just contradicted your self lol.

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RusticChick 27

There's always that awkward stage when shorts weather comes around. I had that same issue! I don't like going tanning so I blind the world until the brightness lessens. Lol. You're not alone, OP!

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nicole_is_bunny 15

I constantly get told pale I am, and I never hear the end about how extremely pale my legs are. My own doctor said I was "discolored" because of how pale I am. honestly, I don't particularly mind because I'd rather be pale than unnaturally orange-tanned.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Well now you can get them tanned

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shemademedoit 20

how if her legs are apparently the sun?

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MzZombicidal 36

At least you're working on it! I'm super pale myself and I get pretty bright when I go outside. Lol. Just be sure to use a bit of sunscreen to avoid getting a bad burn!

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coldasfire 23

can someone please explain to me how this got downvoted I don't understand what's wrong with it

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Zwerik 31

It's okay, at least he didn't turn blind. ;) Sorry, that was mean. Good for you for working on it OP, I should consider it too actually. :o

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roxyroller20 15

I would be more empathetic if you were Canadian. Or a Ginger.

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gallifreyanqueen 10

There are places in the States that get as cold as Canada ya know, and how do you know OP'S not a Ginger?

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Steffi3 40

Only one way to fix that! Don't let him talk you back into long pants, OP, it's too hot for those

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OysterPearls 33

OP, your body is beautiful, regardless of skin color.

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TheGolfGTI 24

If you're like the sun OP, at least you shine bright.

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