What an asshole.

Tell her that you saw her walking out and that it gives you hope to know that if ogres are roaming--it was alright for you too.

Should've said that she was your inspiration.

Aww OP, don't feel bad. There's some people that would call the handsomest guy on Earth ugly.

You probably look fine and she's just an inconsiderate bitch.

agree. you should yell or curse at her and or shoot her with a nerf gun.

That dumb bitch only insulted you because she's angry that she'll never get a stud like you.

54- and then scream and cry and feel sorry for himself.

I couldn't agree more Queen. :)

At least she complimented you...

Always look on the bright side of life.

Got to love backhanded compliments...

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Or maybe he's so amazingly handsome that the human mind cannot comprehend it and has to project an illusion of ugliness onto his body to preserve its own sanity. At least that's what happened to me.

Or the girl's just a bitch.

We talkin' ugly ugly or just tv ugly???

26 - I hate when that happens. :(

It's a rough life being a sexy beast, it really is.

So must you 2 in order to say that. Rude!

That's more of an insult than a compliment...

10/10 for observation

It's a neg! Means she wants a one night stand op! Get her number.

Thank you captain obvious. We never would have known that without your astute observations.

Lol FML=foiled

No, really?

tell her " thank you, likewise"

That would have been the best idea. She'll get complimented to! She'll see how it isn't a compliment and realize she's an idiot.

Backhanded compliments like that deserve backhanded slaps to the face.

B-B-B-Bitch slap!

Where's A Pimp Named Slickback?

#5, I prefer backhanded retorts. The satisfaction lasts longer, and I don't get punched.

"You tell her what you want her to do. If she say no, hit the bitch! Simple." -A Pimp Named Slickback

I really want to hurt people like her... >:/

Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is "what's not the answer?". But then violence IS the answer, thus making it not the answer, getting you stuck in an infinite loop.

Well she was wearing a nice shade of bitch today.
Compliments her slut very nicely.

'Complements" is the word you're looking for.

grade a cunt right there

Atleast she admires your courage.

I would have tripped her causing her to break some teeth, and given her a reason not to leave her house