Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I had an interview to be a waitress. Afterwards, I had food in the restaurant, which is where I overheard my interviewer tell the manager he wasn’t going to bother hiring “that girl I just interviewed” because "her face is nasty and she’ll put the customers off their food." FML
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
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Top comments
_Noon_ 0
YDI for being so full of yourself. "one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life", tss.
Broc 0
She just knows how to get a tip!
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Comments (113)
domii_fml 0
she was just being politttttttttte.
Nightfallz 0
so what? sounds to me like she's workin for a tip
dumpweedx 0
you deserve it. "the ugliest girl I've ever seen" - grow up.
sufferInSilence 0
get over it!
jadeho 0
the waitress might have been one of those GMHers who go around telling every stranger how beautiful they are even though they don't mean it at all just to make themselves feel good about having done something "nice" and think they made someone's day.
01100110 0
YDI for talking badly about other people.
fenrisulfr 0
She needs tips and knows how to get them form ya.
nirvan5a 1
haha, it's a trick dummo.
amaneylandx3 0
You prolly look like shit...
Alexgoesfml 3
YDI for actually believing work staff. All work staff whether it be clothe stores or waitresses or whatever act nice and kind to get tips or help the business of their shop.