It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard

@34 Pun intended?

A dead joke

we don't know it wasn't. they might've talked about marriage before; he'd might've gone so far as to hint. maybe not, but the possibility is there. I enjoy a sense of humor, but given the correct circumstances, this "joke" could've been cruel.

Idk, I feel like a being hurt by a jocular proposal is a bit silly, but I don't really believe in marriage, so I'm biased

Because he made a joke? I'm pretty sure the only reason this is an FML is because OP was expecting him to propose...

Most likely shoes.

#15 - What kind of shoes though? That's the question.

Probably uggs..

I'd have to go with crocs. He was asking because he wanted to know whether crocs are shoes or sandals.

Obviously some Jimmy Choo's

eh if there was no actual himts beforehand and nothing weird going on lately there was no reason for her to expect a proposal honestly if she can't take a joke and expected a proposal to be completely random she's either emotionally unstable (not grounded is more accurate tbh) or been watching waay too many movies all he did was make a joke..and if they WERE ready to marry each other she should've seen something like this coming from his sense of humor