By Tasty - 19/7/2009 22:02 - United States
Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML
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  yabrett  |  0

In absolutely no way is this an FML, a lot of guys won't hit on a girl unless they have an opening line, u said these guys looked like they were 19-20..meaning they probably don't have much experience picking up girls at a bar, they saw the cheeseburger and thought they could 'open' with it. Not very smoothe obviously, but they're young..I used to try to talk to girls using stupid opening lines like that when I was younger.

Not an FML, just guys trying to hit on you..what are you complaining about?

  buckweat420  |  0

This is impossible, I don't care how ugly the chick is she is still getting hit on. Dudes are desperate and will do anything to increase the potential of us getting ass. Trust me, I am one.

  spoo  |  24

sorry 110, they should have come over 15 minutes earlier, pointed to random parts of the OP's anatomy and asked "Is that any good, can I have a bite?". I hear women, especially feminists, find it quite flattering.

OP YDI, they are giving you attention, and people don't normally introduce themselves to ask about your food..

  PimpinPenguin  |  0

Im with those guys i mean look at it this way
Burger:tastes good, dosnt complain, can have sex with and leave, instant, gives you energy on, silent
You(all women):Tastes bad, nags, must cuddle after sex, have to work on, must use energy for, loud
Pretty open and shut if you ask me

  hellojpg  |  0

that doesn't suck; the FML is the ops inability to judge social situations. a girl at a table alone is usually waiting for someone else. maybe they didn't want to risk running into ur boyfriend.

By  ilg4evr  |  0

Well, don't men like to see girls eat a real meal? Of course, being a girl, I have no idea if that's true or just some myth. Use it as a conversation starter anyway! And if it goes nowhere from there...well, at least you got your burger lol.

Also, did you ever think that maybe they already had girlfriends and therefore didn't think to hit on you...?

  inbloom_fml  |  0

this is exactly what i was thinking. rather than sit around eating cheeseburgers and waiting for men to hit on her, she should get off her fat ass and go to the gym.