Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I had an interview to be a waitress. Afterwards, I had food in the restaurant, which is where I overheard my interviewer tell the manager he wasn’t going to bother hiring “that girl I just interviewed” because "her face is nasty and she’ll put the customers off their food." FML
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
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Top comments
_Noon_ 0
YDI for being so full of yourself. "one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life", tss.
Broc 0
She just knows how to get a tip!
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Comments (113)
SirAwesome 0
YDI for basing your self esteem off what work staff thinks of you.
AAAAHHHH12 2
That's what you get for believing what she said. Hey, she needed money.
cthulhu1138 1
Flattering customers brings bigger tips. As the saying goes, "There's a sucker born every minute."
lovemyfml 0
that doesn't mean you're ugly, it just means that she was telling that to everybody. She really just tricked you, but insulted? no
jud420 0
Maybe you're really ugly and don't know it.
ctc9 0
That's not a FML at all, kind of stupid really.
randomxtremely 0
what does that prove?
8trickster8 0
Therefore, you must also be fat and ugly. I WIN AT LOGIC!
almostouttt 0
i agree with number 6. you sound like an asshole who are you to call someone ugly? you're probably uglier and maybe the waitress was trying to make your day better, and the other girl's too. bitch.
Boxingsweets 0
YDI, most indefinitely. Bitch.