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By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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By Lonely Gay - 22/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 05:25 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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Anonnamus 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:19

Today, some strange girl sat at my table during lunch break. She wouldn't stop staring at me, and kept asking me about my hopes and dreams. I tried to avoid eye contact and ate my lunch so fast, I had bad gas for the rest of the day. FML

plainDainty 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:08

then make sure there isn't a second date. end of story.

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gutless86 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:50

so? i spent an entire semester at college trying to grab a guy's attention,and did'nt work,even when i lost 12 pounds to look better!let's face it, men's attention is ...weird!

Anonnamus 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:52

I dunno. I find that holding a beer in one hand and a cheeseburger in the other standing topless by a television showing a football game is a fantastic attention-grabber.

westcoasteagles 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:57

hahahaha gold

Peroxide 3

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:02

What about saying hello?

bassman22 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:09

maybe your face is the problem

playdough_master 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 15:28

someone tell me what OP means

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 14 March 2010 15:33

You losing 12 pounds does not mean he will notice you. I'd probably remember a first impression of you. But that's the problem with a lot of people; changing their appearance and expecting attention.

helloello 2

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:51

riveting stuff

dontgiveacrap 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:53

Are you sure he knew it was a "date"? It could be he just thought he was hanging out with a friend?

ChrisCTL 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:55

or was he pulling the whole, if I act like I don't give a ****, she'll be wrapped around my finger sorts deal.

Monikabug 9

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:25

@29 that's what I was thinking. That kind of crap only works in the movie. Women are independent nowadays, and if a guy wants to act like that, we will find someone who won't act like a jackass.

westcoasteagles 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:54

either one or both of you have a personality like a brick wall . if u honestly tried to talk to him and he ignored u , u should of got up and left why stay and be uncomfortable ?

Frosc 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:29

She should have been able to tell if he was at all interested pre date. Doesn't seem like it was.

grim0925 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:30

hahahaha that is unfortunate

DizzoMonkey 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:37

Then it wasn't a first date. The two of you just shared space in the same room. Keep your head up. You'll bounce back..

fromundaman 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:46

Oh god... I really hope you aren't who I, in my perhaps paranoid state, suspect you are, but this comment appearing when it did, from that location is a bit coincidental.