Love: Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in.... - FML

By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

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By UnluckyTh1rteen - 27/08/2020 14:19 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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Amkii 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 12:36

I guess he didn't realize that you two were on a date. That, or the dinner plans were just between him and a friend... not a date between them.

XBCX96 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 23:35

just because he's on a date with you, it doesn't mean yiu two are in a committed relationship. its just one date but I do like how you said you are interested in him not "in love" with him (directed towards anyone who posts first date FMLs)

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Amkii 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 12:36

I guess he didn't realize that you two were on a date. That, or the dinner plans were just between him and a friend... not a date between them.

mellajella 14

Tuesday 17 February 2015 7:00

Or he's shallow and set up a backup date in case he didn't like OP.

ZING_MASTER 0

Monday 16 February 2009 0:29

What you do in this situation is pounce on him, remove his pants and immediately start sucking his ****. He'll forget all about his plans.

edgaropolous 0

Monday 16 February 2009 23:28

That doesn't mean anything... Keep it up!!!!

grooverahul 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:12

hahahhaa nice move!

AnonymouslyYours 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 4:02

Maybe you and the guy from #51117 should meet for coffee.

Cortney 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 23:19

What an ass.

Dalarsco 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 7:44

Sorry. With my serendipity there is a pretty good chance the guy was one of my best friends.

My2864 1

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:52

ahu.. maybe he was going out with someone from work..or just someone he knows just that he has another date doesnt means its 'another girl' ya know :P

Thealex8 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 14:26

That sucks........

XBCX96 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 23:35

just because he's on a date with you, it doesn't mean yiu two are in a committed relationship. its just one date but I do like how you said you are interested in him not "in love" with him (directed towards anyone who posts first date FMLs)

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Today, I finally got an interview for the job I want. The interviewer looked at my resumé and asked, "So, what have you been doing for the past 10 years?" I guess binge-watching Netflix wasn't the right answer. FML

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Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML

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Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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Today, I got to explain to my co-worker again why I can't move my "vacation" so she can take hers when she wants. Apparently, in her mind, her seniority at the company trumps my due date. FML

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Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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