Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
playdough_master
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Concentration face
Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having sex. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML