Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML
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Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
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perdix 31
Were you thinking date rape?
Fluffgirl 0
Eh. I went on a few dates with a guy who kept asking me out for future dates, but not making any moves. I wasn't sure if he was interested, but if not, why keep asking me out? End of the fourth date, I made a (small) move. End of fifth date, I made a bigger move, and then he took over from there. Now we're married, and I still tease him for letting me make the first physical moves, but he says he'd made moves with previous dates who seemed to think it inappropriate, so he decided to just let the woman decide when she's ready.
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somefacts 0
It's also important to remember be have all different level of tolerances. Many people of personality types similar in traits to those of autism have a strong aversion to being touched on the head and general touching as well. It took me personally a while to get used to hugging people. Also, it has to do with with what environment you were raised in; different touches are more acceptable in different cultures, kissing good acquaintances is considered common in other parts of the world for both genders.
pooter_stink 0
Very nice, high five!
nofxtime 0
High Five!
quietlytearful 0
you deserve it for thinking that this is an FML. so you didn't get "physical interaction" on a third date. you will have lots of other opportunities, if he doesn't dump you for pure stupidity.
jj9223 0
maybe hes like me i didnt make the first move with my gf its cuz i knew her a while b4 we dated and she said all her other bfs were horn dogs only wanting one thing and she hated that and well i didnt want it to seem like that with me so i didnt rlly make a move but she did and we are completely into each and totally connected so dont sweat it hes probably just trying to be respectful
CyclonePsycho 1
I giggle-snorted. Great job.
bkzfreshkidd 0
hes just not that into you. Great movie;)
wtfsauce 0
YDI for being a *****.
Quest_ 13
Oh, no, we got the big '****' at 17, way before this.
syikin 0
BRing out the vibrator!!
usmc3004 0
yay!!!! good job!!!!!
Moonstarmist 0
Sounds like he probably wasn't as eager to get physical with someone on the 3rd date like you were. Get over it and wait until he's ready or stop seeing him if it bothers you so much.