Work: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By PiMan - 19/01/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after spending four days having my resume, cover letter, and references proofread and perfected by professionals, I finally submitted it all to the summer internship of my dreams. I received a rejection letter ten minutes later. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2015 09:47 - United States - Tualatin

Today, I completed my two-month internship, where I have been working as hard as I could with the hope of being hired. My boss couldn't remember my name, and declined to be a reference. FML

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By Des - 11/05/2019 18:00

Today, it’s been 3 weeks since I had an interview for an internship this summer. I’ve applied to over 40 internships over the past 6 months, and this was the only interview I’ve had. I banked my entire summer on this. FML

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D_Thr33 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:50

You can dress it up all you want, but in the end, a pile of shit (your resume, cover letter and references) is still a pile of shit.

Rota 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:38

Never assume you'll get the job. You're just setting yourself up for disappointment.

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HamsteronA 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:21

FAIL first bitches hate me

ninjasmurf 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:21

first!!!

stereotype_eater 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:24

you must not have had a good enough resume. fyl

TheTruth1428 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 2:18

Exactly what I thought. YDI OP. Just because it took you 4 days and you for some reason couldn't proofread it yourself, doesn't mean you're going to just up and get a job because you want one.

thesunshotme 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 5:40

I think the FML here is that they sent a rejection letter only after 10 minutes, leaving the impression that the didn't even look at the application.

HamsteronA 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:26

first fail #2

ily1210 10

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:33

awwwww, fyl ):

Rota 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:38

Never assume you'll get the job. You're just setting yourself up for disappointment.

mj2123 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:44

But 10 minutes? It's like they didn't even look at it...

Locoluis 15

Tuesday 19 January 2010 23:15

My guess is that, indeed they did give it a quick look, they saw the big words, said " Clearly he didn't write this himself. " and rejected it. Most resumes are, in fact, rejected within ten minutes. Bosses and HR folk don't waste their time.