Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML
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Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
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perdix 29
Were you thinking date rape?
Fluffgirl 0
Eh. I went on a few dates with a guy who kept asking me out for future dates, but not making any moves. I wasn't sure if he was interested, but if not, why keep asking me out? End of the fourth date, I made a (small) move. End of fifth date, I made a bigger move, and then he took over from there. Now we're married, and I still tease him for letting me make the first physical moves, but he says he'd made moves with previous dates who seemed to think it inappropriate, so he decided to just let the woman decide when she's ready.
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Comments (178)
youthink_fml 0
Any time a woman wants more action, she can get it with very little effort. YDI.
TheTruth1428 0
Agreed. You don't have to sit around waiting for it, you can do something about it yourself OP.
spiderman0606 0
Well not any woman... ick.
Apocalyptus 0
Why would you make that assumption? It's pretty sexist of you to imply that all guys are ***** and will take any pussy thrown their way, any time.
spoo 24
On a date, if a woman initiates any contact, I will get the hint. Hand on my arm, shoulder, wrist at any point in time will suggest you are ok with physical contact at this point. I am also one of those guys who is extremely reserved out of being shy.
leoofbodom 0
GET RIPPED IN 4 WEEKS
Ascaryrobot 0
Unless she's got a face like a melted welly and he's just giving her attention to be nice. Who knows, give it time OP. You never know, maybe he's testing you.
CallMeHush 0
Hold him down and have your way with him.
heather_bunny 3
um, some guys like to wait. some guys are too immature. and all guys are incapable of reading your mind. in these cases, either give them signals so that they know what you want, or dump him and find a better guy or stop being such a ****.
penguin78_fml 0
that kinda happend to me i wanted to hold his hand he didnt realize and he gave me a highfive...we dated for two years and laughed about it all the time
perdix 29
He's just not that into you. Three dates and you end up with a high give? You don't have a boyfriend, you have a buddy. If alcohol can't fix that, you must be disgusting to look at.
israelnotjacob 20
I guess he's just one of those guys who tries to show women some respect and actually get to know you as a person before going too far. It's such a shame you couldn't find one of those guys who just sees a walking ****** when he looks at you.
perdix 29
If a guy respects a woman AND is actually attracted to her, he will make subtle moves to show her physical affection that are far from sexual contact. As far as I am concerned, if there is no touching whatsoever, there is no attraction on his part. On the other hand, maybe he's scared of walking vaginas. You know, when you phrase it that way, they do sound kind scary!
Seventytimeseven 0
well is a kiss really going too far? or a hug? seriously a high five is an indicator of respect for women on the 3rd date? Although I think that OP is kind of a pansy for not doing so much as holding his hand or hugging him goodnight either.
Mooshki 0
LOL, win!
FernandoTorres_fml 0
A high-five? Or a slap gone wrong?
alexd10293 0
gotta get a new picture now son
Fluffgirl 0
Eh. I went on a few dates with a guy who kept asking me out for future dates, but not making any moves. I wasn't sure if he was interested, but if not, why keep asking me out? End of the fourth date, I made a (small) move. End of fifth date, I made a bigger move, and then he took over from there. Now we're married, and I still tease him for letting me make the first physical moves, but he says he'd made moves with previous dates who seemed to think it inappropriate, so he decided to just let the woman decide when she's ready.
JHPugh 19
This is my philosophy on dating... So far it's worked pretty well(although I tell them in advance