Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML
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Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Were you thinking date rape?
Fluffgirl 0
Eh. I went on a few dates with a guy who kept asking me out for future dates, but not making any moves. I wasn't sure if he was interested, but if not, why keep asking me out? End of the fourth date, I made a (small) move. End of fifth date, I made a bigger move, and then he took over from there. Now we're married, and I still tease him for letting me make the first physical moves, but he says he'd made moves with previous dates who seemed to think it inappropriate, so he decided to just let the woman decide when she's ready.
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Comments (178)
TheUnnamedOne 0
you're a ******* *****.
lkjhgfdsawesome 0
oh no! the third date?! no action?! what shall you ever do!!!????? sounds to me like hes got more self respect than you, and your just a *****........
JazzProphet 0
Everyone who is assuming she wants sex is stupid... It sounds to me like she's complaining about not being kissed by this guy yet. All she said was physical interaction. Don't think too hard about it.
ellis90009 0
tell him you want some and if he is straight he will give it to you you must be giving some week signals if he doesnt get it
taycandy96 2
maybe he's just not that in to yoy
lortay2468_fml 0
okay and stop being selfish kuz u should even be thankful that he showed up and even gave u a high five cuz some guys would walk out with out doin nothing wat was u expecting
macfarley 0
there are literally a metric ton of comments on this, so if u make it all the way down here you obviously are stressing out on this. that being said: most likely 1. He's attracted to you and he's a nice guy (and really old fashioned, since i'm assuming ur listing of a handshake means he didn't even kiss your cheek) 2. He's not attracted to you, and he's a REALLY nice guy. 3. He hasn't been looking at your outings as dates 4. His apartment sucks and he's ashamed to bring you home, but is too nervous to go upstairs with you. 5. He's a closeted homosexual (a rare breed nowadays, but possible). 6. He's celibate/a eunuch and wants to go on dates to stave off friends' questions. 7. He's damaged and will only go after a woman if she makes the first move.
pepolshet 0
LOL! That reply made my day
davek 36
If this was MLIA everyone would think it was win.
chaos753159 4
good for u u got what u wanted :)
sk8erboi1158 0
just start touching his ****. it feels good