Love: Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've... - FML

By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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Sunday 5 July 2009 9:52

Don't even worry about it. I had a crush on a gay friend of mine a couple years ago before i knew he was gay. We're still good friends and recently I told him about it and now its just a joke between us. Hook him up with your friend :) then you'll have a new gay friend, which are the best.

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Sunday 5 July 2009 9:53

You're a douche bag #10. Do us all a favor and dont reproduce.

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Sunday 5 July 2009 9:36

LMAO!!

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Monday 25 July 2011 21:03

haha seroisly

Duckie101 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:37

aw. im sorry hun

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Sunday 5 July 2009 9:40

that's fucked up

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Sunday 5 July 2009 9:40

No pun intended, right?

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Sunday 5 July 2009 9:42

That sucks. Now you now at least, so you can stop wasting time and energy pining over him. 

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Sunday 5 July 2009 9:43

Payback - it needs to be done.

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Sunday 5 July 2009 9:44

LOL tell him you're actually a guy and put roophies in his drink

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Sunday 5 July 2009 9:48

Do you mean how gay used to mean happy? Nope.

rc024 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:50

That sucks for you......oh well...gay people.....god decided we need sum population control Hahahahahaha

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Sunday 5 July 2009 9:52

Don't even worry about it. I had a crush on a gay friend of mine a couple years ago before i knew he was gay. We're still good friends and recently I told him about it and now its just a joke between us. Hook him up with your friend :) then you'll have a new gay friend, which are the best.

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Sunday 5 July 2009 14:06

Sigh. What makes gay people better friends than straight people, exactly?

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Thursday 9 July 2009 5:16

Some girls prefer gay guys over straight guys as friends because they wouldn't try to fuck them XP

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