By anonymous neighbor - 30/01/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML
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breenarae25 0

ydi for making- out on a first date

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urallosers 0
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that's what you get for being beta, you should never wait until the end of the date to kiss someone beacuse thats when it's expected. if you haven't kissed a girl by the end, you shouldn't try at the end. live and learn.

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urallosers 0
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that's what you get for being beta, you should never wait until the end of the date to kiss someone beacuse thats when it's expected. if you haven't kissed a girl by the end, you shouldn't try at the end. live and learn.

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dabears4life 0

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!

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roobin302 0
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its true..i learned that from experience..

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acassella 3
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But if it's a first date you might not want to make a move too fast

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DoubleJG 0
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Reminds me of one of my own stories.. This is truly a "FML" type moment.

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24788 6
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That's not fun. Shouldn't just lean in to make out though.

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bassfisher100 23
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that's exactly what I was thinking

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Laxguitar37 0

Dude rookie mistake man. GET THAT PUSSY SON!!!!!!

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amatayo 0

Got to respect a female that dose not just lay down any one Oh and not an fml cuz this did not do any thing except show you your not what you think you are

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LLLP 0

Is English your first language?

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saraa615 0
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Be thankful she doesn't kiss everyone she's had a date with.

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notdeadbutnearly 0
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Ah shit, that's just crap. Dump the whore and move on.

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zashed 9
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So she didn't kiss him and that makes her a whore. Logic.

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blademaster23 0

Sounds like she was tryna give you a handjob bro.

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Baron_Random 0
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You just sound really forward.

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handhugsftw 0
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YDI for having an attractive neighbor.

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