Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
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perdix 31
Were you thinking date rape?
Fluffgirl 0
Eh. I went on a few dates with a guy who kept asking me out for future dates, but not making any moves. I wasn't sure if he was interested, but if not, why keep asking me out? End of the fourth date, I made a (small) move. End of fifth date, I made a bigger move, and then he took over from there. Now we're married, and I still tease him for letting me make the first physical moves, but he says he'd made moves with previous dates who seemed to think it inappropriate, so he decided to just let the woman decide when she's ready.
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Comments (178)
ayjayyuk 0
you want sex after only 3 dates ? YDI for being cheap 'n' easy.
shankapotamous15 3
i hope you do know that sex isn't the only type of physical interaction.
MeatPete 0
Definitely not a good FML! He probably likes you a lot, he might just be shy, or trying to be a gentleman. If he finds you attractive, he'll definitely get around to doing something about it. If it's taking too long, give him some more hints that it's OK. If that still doesn't work...hey...why don't YOU take the lead? Some guys really like that! And then, if he's not into it, at least you know.
jonny2x4 0
Do people still follow the "3 date" rule? Maybe he likes to take it slow. Wait until the fourth date and see what happens. He should have your panties off by the fifth date.
beekicker 0
YDI!!!! i'd love a guy who'd be cool enough to give my a highfive. most of them are horned up JERKS
Drea_Gucci 0
I like Haha
TheRipper_fml 0
So you're mad because he didn't contribute to you being a ****?
Asadsackopotatoe 0
2 u r a god to me lmfao so funny
Frank155 5
You want sex now, damn you're a bitch. YDI And I'm a man BTW
PottentialFML 0
paint an arrow pointing downwards on your chest and walk into a prison naked. should do the trick.
DBkkk 0
So that's first base?