Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally...

By Sl3vin - 19/1/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML

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By perdix | 29

#784609 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:10

Were you thinking date rape?

By Fluffgirl | 0

#784681 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:38

Eh. I went on a few dates with a guy who kept asking me out for future dates, but not making any moves. I wasn't sure if he was interested, but if not, why keep asking me out? End of the fourth date, I made a (small) move. End of fifth date, I made a bigger move, and then he took over from there. Now we're married, and I still tease him for letting me make the first physical moves, but he says he'd made moves with previous dates who seemed to think it inappropriate, so he decided to just let the woman decide when she's ready.

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By starkillerm | 0

#784596 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:05

atleast it wasn't an ass beating he didn't give you.

MacOSXpert | 7

#785312 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 2:09

YDI for not appreciating a guy who won't one-night-stand you.

warriormg12 | 4

#785602 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:55

Isnt that the exact same situation in the movie 40 days and 40 nights? I call bs on this one.

Japemead | 0

#785702 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 6:11

Solution: INITIATE some physical interaction.

Msraina | 8

#1140917 - Monday 26 July 2010 4:28

Agreed. My husband didn't even try to hold my hand until we had been dating about two weeks. Physical contact isn't everything, and you can't know if you're going to last forever if this is only your third date.

etphonehome10 | 0

#3610803 - Sunday 20 November 2011 17:55

number 168 husband? you have a cat as your picture, husband? yeah right!

By caancoha | 0

#784606 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:08

That is so sexy. I see the beginnings of a porno coming together.

The climax will be when the muslim woman lowers her hijab and reveals her nose.

dent91 | 0

#786926 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:55

and what this have to do with any thing else ...????????
u religious racial

llScarlFacell | 0

#1016104 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 4:50

2, fuckers like you always start this kind of shit over the net cuz you're pussies. Why would you bring any type of religious/racial type of comment into this. Go fuck yourself ho and try not to offend people you pansy.

El_patron | 0

#1531016 - Monday 11 October 2010 6:10

haha lol so true

theset3 | 0

#2211952 - Sunday 20 March 2011 19:48

and then an amish person lifts her pants to show her legs

NippsSlipps | 10

#3198367 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:48

Bitch I'm a female Muslim and that wasn't funny. How would you like it if I said something about your culture? I won't because I ain't a fucked up little ass clown.

Have an awesome day :)

By perdix | 29

#784609 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:10

Were you thinking date rape?

Princesscandy | 4

#3385502 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 8:39

Sexy

By Conkers | 0

#784610 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:10

Better than a punch.

By relyo | 0

#784616 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:11

And mabey by the fifth date he'll come out of the closet.

3838_a | 0

#785039 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:00

HILARIOUS, maybe he is gay !

lmathis1199 | 0

#785587 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:47

I once went on 3 dates with a guy at theend of the 3rd date he says I gotta tell you something... I was frusterated to say the least and blurted out "don't tell me you're gay" He said "no, I'm not gay but I'm kinda sorta getting married in 3 days... is that a problem for you?"

ashylarry102 | 0

#1073367 - Thursday 8 July 2010 7:57

says the queer with a snowman on his double chin....

By anela_fml | 0

#784620 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:12

oy vey that didn't get you off?! lol awe

By daveyb123 | 0

#784621 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:13

bahahaha!

By flgirlwguitar | 2

#784623 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:16

Either he's asexual, he's not that into you or you need to communicate better.

Saccharide | 0

#784929 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 23:00

If sex is /that/ important to you in a relationship (I'm assuming that you don't just want to f*ck this guy) then you should really upfront about it. Some people are strong asexual or deeply religious (or gay and trying to fake heterosexuality) - and you could spend a lot of time tryin' to get some and end up not gettin' any.

Saccharide | 0

#784940 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 23:06

He may also find you hideous and unf*ckable. That's also something to consider.

Mustardnight | 3

#785249 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:37

He is goin on a date dude.

By Chopperman_fml | 0

#784628 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:19

Your L is A.

By saphfiire | 13

#784630 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:19

are you sure he knows these are dates, and not just friends hanging out with mixed signals?

spoo | 23

#798445 - Monday 25 January 2010 22:50

nope nope, people do this for real:

http://learnfrommyfail.com/2010/01/05/fail-stories-princecharming/

sorry to post a link, I just found the connection funny