Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
Hanging
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Let down
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Hard no
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
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perdix 31
Were you thinking date rape?
Fluffgirl 0
Eh. I went on a few dates with a guy who kept asking me out for future dates, but not making any moves. I wasn't sure if he was interested, but if not, why keep asking me out? End of the fourth date, I made a (small) move. End of fifth date, I made a bigger move, and then he took over from there. Now we're married, and I still tease him for letting me make the first physical moves, but he says he'd made moves with previous dates who seemed to think it inappropriate, so he decided to just let the woman decide when she's ready.
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P17ch_8l4ck 0
YDI. That high five was your physical interaction! You probably have not made enough physical interaction with him to make him feel comfortable enough to do anymore. I'm assuming that you're not a touching the arm or back of the hand kind of girl. Guess what? These are signs to guys that it's okay for us to touch you. And wait for it...cause here's the best part...if he is gauging how to physically react to you based on how you interact with him then it's probably because he respects your personal space and is being rather gentleman about your courtship. So way to go. You claimed an FML because a guy is respecting you, cause if you are hanging out together without any other friends around, you can be damn sure it's cause he's interested in you. He's not doing it for his health, unless of course he has cancer and the air you exhale out has some suppressant to malignance that no one else has. In which case I would still say YDI cause you have selfishly not told the medical community about your gift....Now that the mean part is over, I'm feeling a bit charitable and will give some advice. Next time you are alone with him and you are both sitting next to each other (which better be rather close, almost like you're on his lap), look at him (maintaining strong eye contact), and place your hand on the side of his face with his ear between your index and middle finger. You don't even have to lean in for a kiss. If he doesn't get the hint and finish the job, then he really isn't into you.
bbi5291 0
If a guy posted this, he'd be getting hell for it from self-proclaimed feminists.
CyclonePsycho 1
It goes along with the stereotype that all men are ready for sex all the time, and that he should be lucky that a female is throwing herself at him because it's rare for a woman to want it as much as him. It's sad in most cases but hilarious in the OP's. *shrug*
Nakedsquirrel 5
This is why roofies exist.
ily1210 10
ROFLLL, well, you kinda deserve it in a way cuz mayb ur likee, not being physical with him n hes gettin a different msg.
Jewelofagal 2
Sheesh. What's the rush? After three dates, you barely know one another. Chill.
jessxoxo28 5
he want u alrite ;)
DynamicDave 11
Haha! btw, if your username is a reference to lucky number slevin then you win!
ninjasmurf 0
ho..
shankapotamous15 3
haha i hope you know that hoe is spelled with an e you idiot. and she's not...
maryoceanblue 0
you should of made the move smartass
hoopy_fml 0
i got a high 5 from the guy i liked 3 and a half years ago, and now we are married. maybe he is just shy.