Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
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OhDearBetrayal
| 25
Make sure you read the fine print.
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ApologyKick
| 25
That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.
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OhDearBetrayal
| 25
Make sure you read the fine print.
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AlexBblah
| 10
Always hidden stuff in there i agree
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jerryk
| 2
I only know this because of my sister but maybe he's trying to mimic fifty shades of gray?
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alshygirl
| 14
It's like 50 shades of grey!
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Akumie
| 6
Run away!!
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Drigr
| 9
Next thing you know, he will be asking to see the lease for your vagina.
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AnagenisisZagus
| 13
1- Damn it all! You beat me to the fine print comment....by an hour or so. I need a hug. :(
31- Yeah suuuuure. Your sister. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
31- Yeah suuuuure. Your sister. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
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Incogneterpeter
| 1
^shut up....
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theannak
| 7
^you shut up. She made me laugh.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Section 5 of the fine print: "If I bring home another female, you are obligated to offer a threesome."
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heythere131630
| 9
Well this just got awkward.
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
Are you dating Sheldon cooper?
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Needafarm
| 22
I don't understand why this was voted down. You all know you were thinking this.
Anyone who's seen a movie from the 80's, 90's and early 2000 knows that anytime someone says that it was their friend, sister or some other person other than them, it was them.
Now, let the negative votes start rolling in!! WOOOO!!!!
Anyone who's seen a movie from the 80's, 90's and early 2000 knows that anytime someone says that it was their friend, sister or some other person other than them, it was them.
Now, let the negative votes start rolling in!! WOOOO!!!!
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outoftown
| 26
Trouble! Check to see it this guy is a registered sex offender, first.
Then check for rumors of such.
Sounds like he has a history and wants to legal up.
Then check for rumors of such.
Sounds like he has a history and wants to legal up.
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
157- autocorrect strikes again :(
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evilamoebaattack
| 20
such a huge The Big Bang Theory reference!
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davexs
| 10
Was his name Sheldon?
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ApologyKick
| 25
That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.
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IAmJad
| 18
I don't know how that's cute. I guess it all depends on what he wrote in the contract.
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Mr_Krabs
| 5
45 - I _____ am aware that by signing this contract, I agree to give _____ a blowjob every third Thursday and will swallow.
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nabee26
| 15
3- Kinda cute? What planet are you from? Geez
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stinewd
| 9
It shows he has some kind of nerdy humor, which I find very cute. Unless, as mentioned, he was very serious about this contract, then I wouldn't sign it.
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ygdrassil
| 17
"After said blowjob, I agree to make one sandwich, to be defined as ingredients chosen by the Grantor of this Contract held between two sliced portions of bread, at the request of the Grantor."
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ArielTheMermaid
| 17
OP are you dating Sheldon Cooper? :)
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ThatOneCanadian
| 0
hopefully he's in law school or she is, and its a funny joke
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22cute
| 17
Nothing like a contract for directness and honesty. Could be a good start! :D
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AphyTheBronette
| 15
# 77 they obviously came from the planet Uranus! Get it? Get it? Meh never mind.
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gypsymoon
| 6
Is he a lawyer?
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bargarlm
| 2
how punctual..
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Popcornography
| 8
Don't you mean formal?
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gypsymoon
| 6
Is he a lawyer?
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gypsymoon
| 6
Is he a lawyer?
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Pelvispresley
| 8
4 times was a bit too much...
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Pelvispresley
| 8
Nvm the others got deleted
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Pelvispresley
| 8
On a side note- whatever happened to noor?
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Hidur
| 10
Bears.
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mduffy08
| 8
I ate her.
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gypsymoon
| 6
Is he a lawyer?
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omgitsshorti
| 5
That's a bit creepy. I hope u didn't sign op...
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leadawg75
| 12
He wants to make sure you Can't break up with him...to me he sounds a little obsessed. Read it first, don't sign. Who knows what you agree too with your signature...
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onlychildFTW
| 33
It sounds like this guy is like Sheldon!
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leadawg75
| 12
Ikr! I love Sheldon!