By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

Make sure you read the fine print.

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ApologyKick 25

That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Make sure you read the fine print.

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AlexBblah 10

Always hidden stuff in there i agree

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jerryk 2

I only know this because of my sister but maybe he's trying to mimic fifty shades of gray?

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alshygirl 14

It's like 50 shades of grey!

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Akumie 6

Run away!!

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Drigr 9

Next thing you know, he will be asking to see the lease for your ******.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

1- Damn it all! You beat me to the fine print comment....by an hour or so. I need a hug. :( 31- Yeah suuuuure. Your sister. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

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theannak 7

^you shut up. She made me laugh.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Section 5 of the fine print: "If I bring home another female, you are obligated to offer a threesome."

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heythere131630 9

Well this just got awkward.

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Feklfekl2222 32

Are you dating Sheldon cooper?

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Needafarm 22

I don't understand why this was voted down. You all know you were thinking this. Anyone who's seen a movie from the 80's, 90's and early 2000 knows that anytime someone says that it was their friend, sister or some other person other than them, it was them. Now, let the negative votes start rolling in!! WOOOO!!!!

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outoftown 26

Trouble! Check to see it this guy is a registered sex offender, first. Then check for rumors of such. Sounds like he has a history and wants to legal up.

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Feklfekl2222 32

157- autocorrect strikes again :(

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evilamoebaattack 20

such a huge The Big Bang Theory reference!

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davexs 10

Was his name Sheldon?

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ApologyKick 25

That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

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IAmJad 18

I don't know how that's cute. I guess it all depends on what he wrote in the contract.

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Mr_Krabs 5

45 - I _____ am aware that by signing this contract, I agree to give _____ a ******* every third Thursday and will swallow.

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nabee26 15

3- Kinda cute? What planet are you from? Geez

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stinewd 9

It shows he has some kind of nerdy humor, which I find very cute. Unless, as mentioned, he was very serious about this contract, then I wouldn't sign it.

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ygdrassil 17

"After said *******, I agree to make one sandwich, to be defined as ingredients chosen by the Grantor of this Contract held between two sliced portions of bread, at the request of the Grantor."

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ArielTheMermaid 17

OP are you dating Sheldon Cooper? :)

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ThatOneCanadian 0

hopefully he's in law school or she is, and its a funny joke

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22cute 17

Nothing like a contract for directness and honesty. Could be a good start! :D

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AphyTheBronette 15

# 77 they obviously came from the planet Uranus! Get it? Get it? Meh never mind.

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gypsymoon 6

Is he a lawyer?

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bargarlm 2

how punctual..

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Popcornography 10

Don't you mean formal?

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gypsymoon 6

Is he a lawyer?

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gypsymoon 6

Is he a lawyer?

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Pelvispresley 8

4 times was a bit too much...

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Pelvispresley 8

Nvm the others got deleted

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Pelvispresley 8

On a side note- whatever happened to noor?

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mduffy08 8

I ate her.

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gypsymoon 6

Is he a lawyer?

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omgitsshorti 5

That's a bit creepy. I hope u didn't sign op...

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leadawg75 12

He wants to make sure you Can't break up with him...to me he sounds a little obsessed. Read it first, don't sign. Who knows what you agree too with your signature...

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onlychildFTW 33

It sounds like this guy is like Sheldon!

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leadawg75 12

Ikr! I love Sheldon!

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