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You are learning, young padawan.
Where do you find these people?
Black mesa
Wtf man realy starwars
You are complaining at th Star Wars reference? I ought to devour your soul.....
that is crazy! he's gonna be after you. my friend was in this situation once. you need to change your # because he's gonna be calling and sending you text messages non stop. it's like that movie "I know what you did last summer" or the aaahmazing show on ABC family "Pretty little liars." like the physco character "A" your date will always be watching. D:
60- Please tell me you are joking? I doubt that guy is going to do that, he'll be too busy murdering his father with a rusty drill.
In the words of great Yoda: "Date or date not, there is no friendzone."
What if his dad like, kidnapped his fiancé, raped his sister, and killed his mother! That sounds like a good plot for a movie or show xD.
He is destined to kill his father and sleep with his mother, told by the oracle.
Great reference to one of the best tragedies ever.
104- her life seems like a blonde moment!!
Was he a character from LOST?
More than a few people on here will not get the Oedipus reference
Can we all try to stop feeding the troll? I refuse to believe someone like that blonde girl is a real person.
123 - I got it immediately. But you should stay away from moon rocks
Just saw it. I got it. It also seems at least one other person did too.^^;
THIS IS THE PART WHERE HE KILLS US!
Op, you went on a date with Voldemort or Barty Crouch jr.
He's a keeper.
That's what happens when you go on a date with the next Jeffry Dahmar
OP'll find out he's her brother next..
my eyes just popped out of my head! that's disturbing
Why would you even joke about that?
Next thing you hear on the news: "A middle aged man was killed today by his own son." Scarred for life.
"It is my destiny to kill my father." *horrified look "LOLJK"
Oedipus Rex!
so glad someone else saw this. OP, so long as you're 100% sure he's not your estranged child, you're probably safe. But just to be sure, run to the ******* hills.
Run for your life
Omg antigone
Your temple run is bs
My thoughts exactly, perhaps inquiring whether his mother was called Jocasta would have been a wise move...
is he getting some of that oedipussy?
Did you make sure it wasn't his destiny to kill you too?
That's what you get when you date future/present inmates. Try meeting someone at the park.
How are you to know who the future inmates are...?
What's wrong with felons? Cuz they have a different background? Or cuz they do illegal things? Fer real your ignorant
Rapists pedophiles and general freaks hang out in parks with their panel vans just waiting for someone to take your advice.
No that it's his destiny to do so...in future.
Hopefully he was going down a 'God is father' route and was trying for deicide rather than patricide... either way its still creepy. And anyone who believes that their 'destiny' is to kill someone isn't right in the head.
^fail.
Huh?
What the **** did I just read?
You don't say?
You must be dating luke skywalker
*Goes down on knees* NOOOOOOO!
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You are learning, young padawan.
And marry his mother?