Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
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cherylface 13
Even if it had been your boyfriend, why would you smack his butt while he's talking to a customer?
Stefany713 0
don't worry I bet the guy liked it
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Comments (205)
emjay09 0
why would you do that while he's talking to a customer anyway??
VicGon 0
#46- we should hook up.
hei94_fml 0
YDI
jesssssssss_fml 0
omg I did that! it was awful, sorry op. just think he won't think of it until you go in to surprise your bf again. =P
danipoo4u 0
haha i have done the same thing. me and my honey were at this buffet restaraunt and i smacked what i thought was his ass on the way back to my seat. i was wrong. it was some old guy with long hair like my mans... lol
imagineapc 11
Hmm. Ass-slapped man is an innocent bystander. His job would be safe. Your boyfriend, on the other hand? If he worked for me, he would be fired. You would both be banned from my establishment. This is absolutely inappropriate no matter WHAT the circumstances. You deserve it for lacking common sense.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Why would you fire the boyfriend and ban him from the establishment because his girlfriend was an idiot and came up and smacked his butt? It would be more logical to just ban her especially because he can't control what she just decides to walk in and do. I agree that what the OP did was stupid, rude, and quite unprofessional though so they totally Deserve the Embarrassment.
imagineapc 11
To avoid a sexual harassment lawsuit. Innocent bystander could file a sexual harassment complaint, and since the perpetrator meant to slap boyfriend's ass... all three of them would be involved. And then you've got fines and seminars, and strict new rules that need to be posted everywhere... Why not avoid the hassle and get rid of the problem by cutting out the middle man? Sorry, but if she thinks that's appropriate, boyfriend probably does too. Also, I live in an "at will employment" state. I don't need a "valid" reason to fire someone.
PVTrojangirl1993 0
Hahaha! that sucks for you. My dad did that to a woman he thought was my mother. Definately not my mom... HAHA
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
op why on Gods earth would u go to your bf work place and slap him on the butt in the first in front of a customer? like where the **** is ur common sense?
mohmoh 0
u should thank god it wasn't your father , that would suck for you
kingkong954 0
he's lucky it wasn't in jail or else he would of been your bitch