Love: Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw...

By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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Monday 21 June 2010 19:11

Even if it had been your boyfriend, why would you smack his butt while he's talking to a customer?

Stefany713 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:06

don't worry I bet the guy liked it 

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superbadd 0

Monday 21 June 2010 21:50

after u realized it wasn't him run off laughing

desiidestruction 0

Monday 21 June 2010 21:53

your a tushie toucherr :)

jadee20002010 0

Monday 21 June 2010 21:56

ydi

kingkong954 0

Monday 21 June 2010 22:04

imagine if that customer he was talking to was his girlfriend...AWKWARD

Cody305 0

Monday 21 June 2010 22:45

can somebody say restraining order or law suit?

eduardosuritalov 0

Monday 21 June 2010 22:55

lmaoo 49 i had like the exact same thing happen to me at a bus stop couple yrs ago

Daederoth 10

Monday 21 June 2010 23:01

Were you trying to get him fired? Slapping his ass while he's helpin' a customer. You fool.

imhowie 2

Monday 21 June 2010 23:03

Even if it was him, that would piss me off if I was him for doing that in front of a customer.

gusgus36 5

Monday 21 June 2010 23:05

op is dumb... it always backfires to smack your boyfriends butt unless you absolutely know it's him, and plus, he was talking to a customer!! how rude