Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
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ilovecookies83
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Get her help :|
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Doortje
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Sounds like a great deal.
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ThisGi
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wow
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xtoeclipse
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I don't get it. but it's typical for me not to get it because I'm American.
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J0gby
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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vistamar
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19 fails at life.
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Zya_fml
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19 - No...
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Ya wow is right. That is a really good deal
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GuitarFail123
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ik just wow, shes an "interesting" mother...
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ganksta_ikm
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Ops' mom is scarface on crack
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blanquito
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tempting offer...
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Susieee_Q
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Definitely more interesting than most moms....
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whitesox365
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meth monkeys should stick to their game and not sell crack.
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hydef14
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lol seems legit did you make the trade?
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yuvaluv
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youre mothers stupid
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anorexicbarbie
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Nice comment.
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cc_the_beast
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug...
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cc_the_beast
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug...
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imustbeinsane
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CHARLIE MURPHY
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IamSasquatch
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I wouldn't grind my feet into somebody's couch like it's something to do... Sure, I remember grinding my feet into Charlie Murphy's couch!
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nahgemoohc
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she's one of a kind, she is.. well, now you know who the neighbourhood drug dealer is..
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tkdgold03
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or the neighborhood rice dealer? ...
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GuitarFail123
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lol i think she should talk to charlie sheen.
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Sacurason
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I wasn't aware that you could buy more crack with a person's soul.
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Jonscarl
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what ever she's smoking I want some
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J0gby
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number 37and 38 can't take a damn joke...
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bluekid7
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take it op, it's heaven in a bag!!!
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zendaddy0
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ITS A TRAP
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reggicm
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No 191, they just don't like stupid jokes.
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baseball6917
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da fuck?
and I thought my parents were bad...
and I thought my parents were bad...
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KKMH
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go fuck ur self 16
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woosah
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I wasn't aware that op's mother is the devil.
who asks for ones soul.... devil mother
who asks for ones soul.... devil mother
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JuggaletteKlown
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If it was real coke that'd be awesome!!
is her mother trying to emply that doing drugs is like selling your soul? she deserves to be slapped.
is her mother trying to emply that doing drugs is like selling your soul? she deserves to be slapped.
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wtvr
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haha no 16, awesome!!
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poopyfacegirl
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Wow
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ilovecookies83
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Get her help :|
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NuTrees
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it sounds to me like she's trying to set up a senario. OP just made it seem like him mom is a lune.
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LunaNstars
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I think the mom just watches a lot of Supernatural on TV. she may be thinking she's a demon...
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iSitt
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sounds like op's mom got that idea from a bible study pamphlet.
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Mysanitywins
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I love Supernatural..
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fadingaway
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Supernatural is the best.
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humzizzl3
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lol like that's normal, creepy mothers :/
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Cokie_the_Clown
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Maybe OP's mom is a ginger, and really wanted a soul.
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rachelmacivor
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I agree, he was setting somthing up. to the op I think if I knew you I would hang out with your mom more than you.
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KarWitz
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your mom isn't very smart buddy.
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customparachute
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yea she is...? trying to teach you children not to do drugs is the smartest thing any parent can do. albeint, that is a weird way to go about it...
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KarWitz
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Obviously, no child would take any drug from there mother if they know better. And No mother would offer drugs to their child unless she's mental, or crazy.
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Garyy_fml
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How would you give her your soul exactly?
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kemmons88
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Blood oath with a voodoo priest. Duh
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Newboyz00185
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I'd go for it....
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HolylCow
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and your black...
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Doortje
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Sounds like a great deal.
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mexicotoucher
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ikr. it's cocaine rice!
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LuukBaas
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haha nederland is baas!
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FurryPride
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Is op a Ginger?
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mashamanya
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omg. bahahahahah ^This.
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addiizcherry
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Say yes for the free rice!! Then dye your hair red... Lol BTW i'm ginger
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EYEoftheTIGER22
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Thats kinda freaky
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uncleyuggles
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free rice. being freaked out is a small price to pay for free food
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TheKunitzShow14
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woah I was listening to rise against when I read this comment haha
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xXSillyLoveXx
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And was she smoking some of that cocain..?
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iLove2LoveU
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I'm gonna guess she was smoking some of it
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kobe24doinwork
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just curious, how do you go about smoking a bag of cocaine?
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jamieleigh_315
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u can smoke it inject it snort it..
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xXSillyLoveXx
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31, Exactly.
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dotDotMyCurve
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sounds like she needs a shrink or someone should tell her what cocaine looks like...
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magikarpman
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damn I'd dot dot those curves ;)
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ribbyc80
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seriously 73.... that's pathetic.
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magikarpman
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lol that's what I was going for
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Pawned71
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I like her pic
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chronicBuD420
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damn, your fine(:
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chronicBuD420
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hey your hella fine(:
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kiitykat
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what is it??
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kiitykat
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oh nevermind i just got it
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ChiFan96
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blondes..............
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fmyli
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its not a bad deal cause if you buy it part of your soul will be gone anyway