By Username - 06/07/2011 02:54 - United States

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
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Doortje 29
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Sounds like a great deal.

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ThisGi 0

wow

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xtoeclipse 0

I don't get it. but it's typical for me not to get it because I'm American.

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J0gby 0

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vistamar 3
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19 fails at life.

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
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Ya wow is right. That is a really good deal

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GuitarFail123 9

ik just wow, shes an "interesting" mother...

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ganksta_ikm 1

Ops' mom is scarface on crack

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blanquito 1

tempting offer...

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Susieee_Q 9

Definitely more interesting than most moms....

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whitesox365 0
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meth monkeys should stick to their game and not sell crack.

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hydef14 2
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lol seems legit did you make the trade?

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yuvaluv 0
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youre mothers stupid

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cc_the_beast 6

Cocaine's a hell of a drug...

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cc_the_beast 6

Cocaine's a hell of a drug...

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IamSasquatch 0
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I wouldn't grind my feet into somebody's couch like it's something to do... Sure, I remember grinding my feet into Charlie Murphy's couch!

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nahgemoohc 17
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she's one of a kind, she is.. well, now you know who the neighbourhood drug dealer is..

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tkdgold03 5
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or the neighborhood rice dealer? ...

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GuitarFail123 9

lol i think she should talk to charlie sheen.

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Sacurason 0

I wasn't aware that you could buy more crack with a person's soul.

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Jonscarl 0

what ever she's smoking I want some

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J0gby 0
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number 37and 38 can't take a damn joke...

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bluekid7 5

take it op, it's heaven in a bag!!!

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zendaddy0 0

ITS A TRAP

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reggicm 0

No 191, they just don't like stupid jokes.

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baseball6917 8
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da fuck? and I thought my parents were bad...

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KKMH 3

go fuck ur self 16

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woosah 16
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I wasn't aware that op's mother is the devil. who asks for ones soul.... devil mother

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JuggaletteKlown 0

If it was real coke that'd be awesome!! is her mother trying to emply that doing drugs is like selling your soul? she deserves to be slapped.

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wtvr 2
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haha no 16, awesome!!

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poopyfacegirl 28

Wow

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NuTrees 9
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it sounds to me like she's trying to set up a senario. OP just made it seem like him mom is a lune.

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LunaNstars 0

I think the mom just watches a lot of Supernatural on TV. she may be thinking she's a demon...

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iSitt 0

sounds like op's mom got that idea from a bible study pamphlet.

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Mysanitywins 10
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I love Supernatural..

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fadingaway 17
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Supernatural is the best.

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humzizzl3 0
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lol like that's normal, creepy mothers :/

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Cokie_the_Clown 5
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Maybe OP's mom is a ginger, and really wanted a soul.

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rachelmacivor 0

I agree, he was setting somthing up. to the op I think if I knew you I would hang out with your mom more than you.

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KarWitz 0
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your mom isn't very smart buddy.

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customparachute 0
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yea she is...? trying to teach you children not to do drugs is the smartest thing any parent can do. albeint, that is a weird way to go about it...

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KarWitz 0
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Obviously, no child would take any drug from there mother if they know better. And No mother would offer drugs to their child unless she's mental, or crazy.

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Garyy_fml 11
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How would you give her your soul exactly?

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kemmons88 0
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Blood oath with a voodoo priest. Duh

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Newboyz00185 0
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I'd go for it....

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HolylCow 0
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and your black...

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Doortje 29
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Sounds like a great deal.

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mexicotoucher 7
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ikr. it's cocaine rice!

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LuukBaas 0
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haha nederland is baas!

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FurryPride 9
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Is op a Ginger?

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mashamanya 0

omg. bahahahahah ^This.

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addiizcherry 0

Say yes for the free rice!! Then dye your hair red... Lol BTW i'm ginger

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EYEoftheTIGER22 1

Thats kinda freaky

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uncleyuggles 0
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free rice. being freaked out is a small price to pay for free food

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TheKunitzShow14 6
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woah I was listening to rise against when I read this comment haha

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xXSillyLoveXx 0
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And was she smoking some of that cocain..?

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iLove2LoveU 0

I'm gonna guess she was smoking some of it

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kobe24doinwork 0

just curious, how do you go about smoking a bag of cocaine?

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jamieleigh_315 0

u can smoke it inject it snort it..

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dotDotMyCurve 0

sounds like she needs a shrink or someone should tell her what cocaine looks like...

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magikarpman 0

damn I'd dot dot those curves ;)

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ribbyc80 0
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seriously 73.... that's pathetic.

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magikarpman 0

lol that's what I was going for

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Pawned71 0
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I like her pic

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chronicBuD420 0

damn, your fine(:

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chronicBuD420 0

hey your hella fine(:

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kiitykat 8

what is it??

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kiitykat 8

oh nevermind i just got it

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ChiFan96 3

blondes..............

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fmyli 0

its not a bad deal cause if you buy it part of your soul will be gone anyway

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