Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
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Top comments
cherylface 13
Even if it had been your boyfriend, why would you smack his butt while he's talking to a customer?
Stefany713 0
don't worry I bet the guy liked it
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Comments (205)
myleslopatowski 0
hahaha that suks
suphumanity 0
well it could have been worse
hmcphee13 0
haha well was he hot? and maybe op liked it too
GreenSpirit_fml 0
hahahaha xD
StingrayV 0
That isn't really an FML. A little embarrassing but it didn't ruin your whole day and you probably made someone else's.
ariellep 0
Sexual harrassment! :)
lendahandmanda 0
that's totally rude! you should at least have the common sense to wait until he's done with a customer. Do you always intterupt other peoples conversations at their work place be it with an ass slap or not? Grow up. YDI.
tj79 3
you should not have interupted while he was with a customer that's just rude.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'll take one creepy, anonymous sex to go, please :)
fourtyeightguy 0
op ok I got it. I didn't know what op meant either.