Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
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UTTU
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Someone had a good day.
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fearfulsymmetry
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I honestly don't know how you weren't able to tell a random man from your husband. ALSO, since when is it professional behavior to start kissing up on your husband at his place of work? I highly doubt his superior would be okay with that sort of behavior. Control yourself and wait until you're in a more appropriate(possibly private) setting.
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UTTU
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Someone had a good day.
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Zesty697
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op is stupid because she is a woman
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CANNIBALx
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OP, nice dumb move. you can't even recognize your own husband from behind? also, even if it WAS your husband, you said you were going to suprise him, why would u go up to him and start kissing his neck? since it was a suprise, he wouldn't know it was you and probably wouldn't react very well. also, I'm pretty sure his boss wouldn't appreciate him making out with his wife on the job. Use some common sense next time
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hott15
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your screw up started by being married to someone who works at a grocery store!
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persianjr1
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next time just slap him in the face and pretend he was attacking you. 100% of you humiliation , gone haha
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fakeaccountX
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If your husband saw you, then you succeeded in surprising him.
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BethiiGeex
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Kinky bitch ;-)
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dariuz
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look who's talking
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jewban
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25 most people are losing their jobs in this economy and hey you need to work somewhere rather than dot at home getting nothing done
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InfiltratedMind
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61 not according to Obama. shy does her husband need his job anyway?? why not go home and have babies so they can get a bigger welfare check!
discuss?
discuss?
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ColetteL
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Agreed. I asked my ex sister-in-law why she quit her job. She said because she "makes enough on welfare". Made me want to punch a dumbass.
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_GEORGE_M_96
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your a fit bitch ;)
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chell1894
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F*ck welfare. Makes it easy for lazy people to be even lazier and just have babies that will make it nowhere in life.
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Keeks14
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hahaha number 42 your comment made me laugh soo hard... I completely agree
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warpig182
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Way to go playa
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BehindTheSun
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Shoulda cropped a feel and made the guy's day
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DearLar
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hope your husband didn't see. ;D
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mfmylifesrsly
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why would a guy love that? like if he didnt know what she looked like she could be fugly...o.0 creeper
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LosAsquith
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You have no idea how a man's mind works it is awkward in the weirdest ways
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that1guyyy
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ydi for marrying someone who works in a grocery store
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HatsuneMikuPwnzz
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least he has a job. may not be the best, but it's a job
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aknnja
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I agree
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Socoollikee
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hahaha!!
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yousodi
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looool awesome
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Edge23
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you are and idiot. you can tell ur own husband from a random guy? your husband should now get to makeout with your hot bestfriend.
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myknewverr
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can't** you mean.
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liamarie
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lol
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ZombieSlaya115
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English
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FYLDeep
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Should have surprised him via buttsecks.
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cody402
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win
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IVANTTOCOME
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So now Ed, (the pedophile grocery bagger) has something to beat off to. Thanks for saving a child.
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fearfulsymmetry
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I honestly don't know how you weren't able to tell a random man from your husband. ALSO, since when is it professional behavior to start kissing up on your husband at his place of work? I highly doubt his superior would be okay with that sort of behavior. Control yourself and wait until you're in a more appropriate(possibly private) setting.
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ImaginaryFoe
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Agree completely. I would be pissed if my husband did this to me at work and twice as pissed if he attempted to do this to me and landed on some random coworker instead.
You, madam, are an idiot. Fear the wrath of your husband. Next time, keep your arse at home.
You, madam, are an idiot. Fear the wrath of your husband. Next time, keep your arse at home.
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ChibiChibi_fml
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I completely agree with both of the comments above me. The OP could have put her husband's job at risk with this behavior. There is a time and place for everything and making out with someone while they are at work/on the clock is entirely inappropriate behavior.
That is unless the person is a hooker or something and that is part of their job, in which case they shouldn't be giving it away for free while they are working.
That is unless the person is a hooker or something and that is part of their job, in which case they shouldn't be giving it away for free while they are working.
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fearfulsymmetry
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I know this is completely unrelated, but ImaginaryFoe, there is not one comment that you have posted that I have disagreed with. Kudos to you ma'am!
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ImaginaryFoe
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I suspect you're only saying that because I agreed with you but I'll take it anyway. Thank you! BTW, I love your username.