because he wanted to be playful? and way to point it out then, by adding "fucking" to "first" #4 his grammar is perfectly fine (except for "o" in too)

umm u still said first u coulda just not mentioned it at all dumbass

you're an idiot. He's saying "I won't say first" to insult everyone who does say that.

I agree... ydi for slapping your son. Even if your intentions were good, imagine always being afraid that someone was going to hit you. It's not pleasant.

There is no such thing as "playfully" SLAPPING your son FFS!!!

YDI ! why would you slap your son in the first place ?

if it were me, i would have punched him in the face for good measure when he turned around

no you just said to brag without people getting mad...

"snuck" is not a word. it's "sneaked", your ears were trained badly

i get playfully slapped all the time... its no big deal... so to all of you that are flipping a tit, calm down and relax its called "having fun"

Snuck IS a word. Dumbass.

that's what I was thinking

actually that's correct. correction fail!

#4, your grammar and spelling fails, too. "a English?"

None too happy doesn't make sense either, smart one. It should be NOT too happy.

Being "none too happy" is correct. Now stop whining.

"None" too happy is correct. :P

*an* English teacher... ...teacher*;* your grammar... or ...teacher*.* Your grammar... ...your grammar and spelling *are* just so amazing. FAIL

dick

#32 - Ninja'd. Also, #4, what is wrong with you? If you're going to be anal about someone else's grammar and spelling, at least have the decency to ensure your own retort conforms to the modern standards of English. Especially since he had one error, compared to the several in your post. Anyways, OP, that was kind of stupid. Entertaining, though.

haha, good looks

We all got that... that's spelling, not so much grammar.

Because little kids can look very alike. I've done that a couple times with my brothers and parents minus the slapping part.

Roll that beautiful bean footage.

LMAAO