Health, Gun control and Party: Unusual method

Unusual method

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML

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By bitchyhiccups - 19/03/2012 13:14 - United States - Tempe

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML

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By ChestExploding - 20/11/2013 23:53 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 22:39 - United States - Slippery Rock

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

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By OG Pinecone - 23/07/2019 20:11 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:56 - United States - Hermiston

Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML

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By hiccups - 13/01/2013 06:15 - United States - Canton

Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML

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By pregz - 27/02/2015 22:23 - United States

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

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By FMyThroat - 18/01/2013 00:39 - Peru - Lima

Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML

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By Sorry Phil - 07/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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Atropos_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:31

Who would ever think that's a good idea?

fahubugahds 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:34

pellet guns aren't loud... at all

Comments

Atropos_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:31

Who would ever think that's a good idea?

dorowz 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:32

Your friend's an idiot.

Fmylifffeee 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:32

i believe you meant it was going well. hahaha sorry. but that hurrrrrts i've blown mine before

heavenandhell 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:34

so, so dumb

dem54 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:34

shooting your arm probably would have been a better idea ..

mcullen21 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:34

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

fahubugahds 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:34

pellet guns aren't loud... at all

Hillbilly77pony 0

Friday 13 August 2010 11:27

I agree

PvtParts417 15

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:15

30-06 went off right next to my ear and I was fine

fraz206 11

Thursday 28 April 2016 17:11

Some airguns are actually pretty loud

alex_vik 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:34

Hope you're not a musician.

RaquelRox2299 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 0:31

people can still be musicians even with a blown out ear drum, even when they're deaf...

Ilikepie82479 20

Saturday 13 September 2014 6:18

Not really, they can play things like piano or guitar but not a wind instrument because you have to be able to hear whether you're in tune or not (it's the most important part)