FML : Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled...

Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 24 January 2010 07:00 / United States

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By Ajjas013 | 6

#795631 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:08

Just take it back and sell it...

By Ajjas013 | 6

#795649 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:15

Maybe he's a soccer fan.

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By Ajjas013 | 6

#795631 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:08

Just take it back and sell it...

devynnleigh23 | 0

#795645 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:12

aww that's horrible. f your dad for being a dick.

cucuto89 | 0

#795927 - Sunday 24 January 2010 18:29

Take it back and eat it

nam3 | 0

#795930 - Sunday 24 January 2010 18:33

maybe crap stands for Cool Really Awesome Presents

Ajjas013 | 6

#798585 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:12

That's exactly what it stands for.

airforce987 | 20

#858688 - Monday 15 February 2010 17:44

WTF?

nolasaints | 0

#871454 - Friday 19 February 2010 6:33

take it back. throw it at his face and then keep it to yourself or sell it.

theice | 0

#986478 - Thursday 29 April 2010 6:39

damn it's worth more now. confront your dad on that one. maybe slash a tire or two for being a dick. if you don't want it I'll take it.

By Ajjas013 | 6

#795649 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:15

Maybe he's a soccer fan.

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1364281 - Tuesday 7 September 2010 8:32

I'll buy it!!

By blazingman311 | 1

#795656 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:18

You got your dad a John Elway autographed football?
FHL

Ajjas013 | 6

#795690 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:28

So basically you're trying to say... He's a soccer fan right?

perdix | 29

#795722 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:38

Maybe. Or he could be in that surprisingly large number of those who have a phobia of horse-toothed people. I'll bet the "Crap" box has a lot of Osmond Family records in it.

Ajjas013 | 6

#795727 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:41

LMFAOOOOO. If he really had a phobia, then I'm sure he would of gotten rid of it though. That's a funny phobia. Unless his dad actually values crap... Then his son is just overreacting.

Ajjas013 | 6

#795733 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:44

I'd like to add to that. I also noticed OP was at his grandparent's house. Maybe his dad is dead and passed on the football and the grandparents being of the older generation viewed it as crap. Or his dad is a hermit socialist commie who hates America and lives with his mommy.

By blazingman311 | 1

#795658 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:18

By TRJADN | 0

#795670 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

TheJapaneseSushi | 18

#2148741 - Friday 4 March 2011 7:03

stupid fucking cunt

ppeanutbutter | 1

#3524730 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:48

its not OP's fault! they thought he

kenna1717 | 4

#4176946 - Saturday 17 March 2012 6:24

John Elway is not crap!

By rosiegrewup | 0

#795683 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:26

Take it back and sell it on.

tweetypie | 18

#3230779 - Sunday 4 September 2011 0:07

On what!?!? Tell me please!!! I need to know!!!

By VanessaVander | 2

#795691 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:28

take it back and never get him expensive gifts anymore.

By scotts13 | 2

#795716 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:36

You spent a lot of money on a bit of obscure sports memorabilia. Why? Did your Dad ASK for something like that?

turdburgers | 0

#795839 - Sunday 24 January 2010 17:39

This. I have to wonder if you bought it because it was hard to get and expensive, or because you genuinely thought he would like it and had shown interest in similar items.