Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML
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Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML
Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I went to a function with my dad for a football team. Handing my dad the camera, I finally worked up the courage to ask for a photo with my favourite player. The guy was looking at my boobs in all three photo attempts. FML
Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, a guy left flowers on my doorstep. I got home to find my dad claiming he bought them for my mum. I told my parents they were mine, they laughed in my face. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
your dad is weird.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Just sell it on eBay.
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Comments (103)
mrahhhhh 21
your dad is weird.
Hgielad_720 0
Haha, what a weirdo! :) sorry op, that sucks though.
cole86 0
at least he's trying. YDI for being a self. centered jerk.
MissErikaHart 0
well u kno what u saw so just accept/appreciate the gift
b_anhero 0
your dad is your favourite football player. deal with it.
smaginn 0
Today, I found out that my father loves me. FML.
libertarian 0
#42 I know right? at least he cares.
Dont_Explain 3
Gotta hate those fathers trying to do nice things for their children, the bastards!
KelceyLoves 0
That's hilarious:). Three cheers for dads with a sense of humour!!
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
Dude f*** you! at least he was trying to do something nice for you. so you should just cherish it like it was signed by your fav. player and keep it just to remember the love your father has for you ps. your a dick pps. that's right everyone I have a soul
madarchod 0
Does having genuine signature have to do anything with how you will make use of the football? Just take the ball and play
rawrgoesthedinos_fml 0
Hannah Montanna anyone?
iHOOT4Hooters 0
Hopefully he didn't sign it as Ben Roethlisberger. If he did, then your mom could be in trouble!
cupsie89 0
WIN. High five for watching Hannah Montana! =D
damoDYNAMITE 0
YDI for liking football xD
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Just sell it on eBay.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
I don't know. I wasn't there.
missmurderx 8
I was there.
Freeberry 0
was he high
xNateTheGreatx 0
I don't know I wasn't there.
Schizomaniac 24
I was there.
Doortje 29
was he high?
Passant_fml 3
Was i here ?
bizzy3000 0
was he high?
nond2nv 4
Yes.
moogzorz 0
lmaoo
Ben360 6
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
AlyWallyy 0
I wouldn't really say it an fml.. just suck it up or take it as a joke
Doortje 29
whaha, at least he tried :')
nond2nv 4
I know, right? It's not like OP is gonna try to sell it, so he should just let it go.
that_guy_ollie 0
he tried so pretend for his sake u didnt see him :)
Rubybabeexx 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAH thats really wierdd....but funny. hahahahahahahaha
Graawr 7
I think it's cute too. XD
LilToosh 0
haha awe he was just tryin to make it special :) why do you gotta ruin the gift by sayin something lol if he says he got it signed then he got it signed :) one way or another, but who needs all the details lol
ChrisSG 0
just give him a present of the same style during father's day, simple..