By Sal - 05/12/2011 06:57 - United States
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For his birthday, buy him a hot tub, then say "oh nvm, I think I'll use it instead."
If they were tickets to the Browns game you saved yourself the trouble. They're going to lose, get embarrassed, then do it all over next week. It's hard for a team to statistically be THAT bad.
You're better off going to a bar and watching the game there. You'd get a better view, better beer, cheaper snacks, and better company.
Fuck, if you only go to doctors who play games, then you must really not give a shit about getting better. The job of a medical professional is not to be your best friend, sorry. You can care about people without being ridiculously outgoing and friendly. Not that you'd know, because I'm sure you have no idea how stressful that particular career path really is. Innumerable strenuous hours tend to make a person irritable.