By Anonymous - 14/10/2013 07:13 - United States - Eagle Point
Same thing different taste
Just a prank, bro!
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Unless there really was a sniper ... 0_o
#1 - I had to do this. He knows to much...like Jesse Ventura.
23, you NEVER put spoilers on the internet unless you say "SPOILERS" right on top. i bet you've made some people quite upset
23, I hate you.
In all fairness, revealing that tiny detail of Breaking Bad doesn't reveal much of the plot, unless you tell everyone the context. But yeah, don't spoil it for people.
Thanks for spoiling. You did a great job. Thanks....
Snipers don't use lasers in the fist place that only happens in movies
well. some SF used to in NI to make the bad guys crap themselves :P
Hey #23 **** you
Ha ha ha.. Sorry mate but that was hilarious... Welcome to crazy earth :)
That was funny!
56 - what's your teacher like?
73, obviously he's like this neighbor.
Yes, I actually "laughed out loud" on this one! ^_^
Ow! That sounds sore. Hope your ok!
His ok what?
It's not paranoia if they really are after you. HEY, WHO THE **** IS AT MY WINDOW!?
*runs away*
*philosoraptor* What if all the crazy conspiracy theorists are actually government agents and talk crazy so when someone actually tells the truth everyone aunts they're crazy?
@25 everyone 'aunts' they're crazy?
actually its probably schizophrenia
He thought he was saving your life.
I love conspiracy theorists. My grandpa was one. They tell the greatest stories. But I would not enjoy being thrown down the stairs by one. Feel better!
I consider myself a conspiracy theorist to some extent. If you look at all the declassified government documents from the 30's to the early 80's you realize they did some really ****** up shit. During the Cold War the US government sprayed poison in the air in Louisville Illinois because they wanted to see the effect it would have on people's lungs. This was an on going project that lasted years, and when you see what they did then, you have to ask "what are they doing now?" Although OP's neighbor sounds a bit extreme.
Oh I agree. I think I got my grandpa's crazy gene. I did a project on the theory about AIDS, and I totally didn't believe it at first, but when you dig deep, it's really scary how convincing the unpopular argument. And we all know the government is ******, the system is ******, and the whole world is ******. So who knows really?
My favorite theory is the JFK assassination. The official report on that has more holes than a dam made of Swiss cheese.
I would be already planning how to throw him down the stairs, sweet revenge.
Reread the FML. He didn't deliberately throw OP down the stairs. He was running down in a panic, and bumped into OP. The life of a conspiracy theorist must be horrifying; like the poster I had on my wall in college said, " Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T out to get you." Poor man could have actually been targeted and no one would believe him. My guess would be the guy on the grassy knoll.
ahhh my bad missed the conspiracy theorist part. Yeah I agree that would be horrible although sometimes they make alot of sense .... that might be my inner survivalist talking though.
Aww that sucks I hope you didn't get hurt too bad
Whoever did that stupid prank is a ********. Your neighbour is clearly mentally unstable and taunting him like that is not cool.
I think you mean awesome. Nothing like tormenting a very paranoid person.
Agree #32. probably just an autocorrect
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Unless there really was a sniper ... 0_o
It's not paranoia if they really are after you. HEY, WHO THE **** IS AT MY WINDOW!?