Just like there was in breaking bad ;) (season 5)

No. Stahp

#1 - I had to do this. He knows to much...like Jesse Ventura.

23, you NEVER put spoilers on the internet unless you say "SPOILERS" right on top. i bet you've made some people quite upset

23, I hate you.

In all fairness, revealing that tiny detail of Breaking Bad doesn't reveal much of the plot, unless you tell everyone the context. But yeah, don't spoil it for people.

Thanks for spoiling. You did a great job. Thanks....

#23 leave. take your spoilers with you.

Snipers don't use lasers in the fist place that only happens in movies

well. some SF used to in NI to make the bad guys crap themselves :P

Hey #23 **** you

in today's world, you can't blame him

That was funny!

I seriously think this guy might be my teacher.... O_o OP, I am so sorry if he is your neighbor!

56 - what's your teacher like?

73, obviously he's like this neighbor.

Yes, I actually "laughed out loud" on this one! ^_^

His ok what?

3, you're*

*runs away*

*philosoraptor* What if all the crazy conspiracy theorists are actually government agents and talk crazy so when someone actually tells the truth everyone aunts they're crazy?

#4, Melissa Etheridge?

@25 everyone 'aunts' they're crazy?

actually its probably schizophrenia

I consider myself a conspiracy theorist to some extent. If you look at all the declassified government documents from the 30's to the early 80's you realize they did some really ****** up shit. During the Cold War the US government sprayed poison in the air in Louisville Illinois because they wanted to see the effect it would have on people's lungs. This was an on going project that lasted years, and when you see what they did then, you have to ask "what are they doing now?" Although OP's neighbor sounds a bit extreme.

Oh I agree. I think I got my grandpa's crazy gene. I did a project on the theory about AIDS, and I totally didn't believe it at first, but when you dig deep, it's really scary how convincing the unpopular argument. And we all know the government is ******, the system is ******, and the whole world is ******. So who knows really?

My favorite theory is the JFK assassination. The official report on that has more holes than a dam made of Swiss cheese.

Reread the FML. He didn't deliberately throw OP down the stairs. He was running down in a panic, and bumped into OP. The life of a conspiracy theorist must be horrifying; like the poster I had on my wall in college said, " Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T out to get you." Poor man could have actually been targeted and no one would believe him. My guess would be the guy on the grassy knoll.

ahhh my bad missed the conspiracy theorist part. Yeah I agree that would be horrible although sometimes they make alot of sense .... that might be my inner survivalist talking though.

I think you mean awesome. Nothing like tormenting a very paranoid person.

Agree #32. probably just an autocorrect