Happy meal

By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 545
You deserved it 3 023

Same thing different taste


schwinn11 0

You're full of it, no way that happened. How long have you been sit'n in your cubical dreaming that one up?

#4, get back to the nursery, your mommy will punish you again if she sees you online unsupervised. OP, that sucks, and I've seen that sort of thing happen too. D: Was it tasty? XD

wow what an ass... udk if it happend or not

you didn't have to eat it weirdo :] it's called spitting it out, unless it's some kind of freakish fantasy you have of coincidentally having a spider fall into your mouth and your first thought is to eat it and savor the taste, ha! FYL.

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

#5 If it was flicked into his mouth, it probably went to the very back of his mouth or down his throat. You can't spit that out.


haha FYL. spiders don't Taste that bad... LOL JK

Oh god, ah! That's icky! I hope you didn't swallow it. Must've sucked for the spider, too.

the_stereotype 0

well, you gave the guy a target. maybe he was practising his aiming skills and you just happened to be his mark :D

perdix 29

The good news is it will eat all the flies in your stomach! That's gotta count for something.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider, That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her; She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

WTF is with spiders lately?!? i've already seen like 3 fml about it... im scared