FML : Today, I woke up and saw a piece of black fuzz on my shirt. I tried to pick it off but it crawled into my hand and stabbed my skin with its sharp legs....

Today, I woke up and saw a piece of black fuzz on my shirt. I tried to pick it off but it crawled into my hand and stabbed my skin with its sharp legs. I screamed like a little girl because I had a centipede on me. FML

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By yesikilledit - / Tuesday 20 November 2018 13:30 /

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By ajh1800 | 24

#7726043 - Tuesday 20 November 2018 14:08

How do you confuse a centipede for black fuzz?!?!

By Ksweety_fml | 22

#7726034 - Tuesday 20 November 2018 13:44

I would flipped out. I hate those things.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7717024 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 18:19

I hope you ate it afterwards. It's wasteful if you don't.

By Ksweety_fml | 22

#7726034 - Tuesday 20 November 2018 13:44

I would flipped out. I hate those things.

By ajh1800 | 24

#7726043 - Tuesday 20 November 2018 14:08

How do you confuse a centipede for black fuzz?!?!

By onceuponatime456 | 16

#7726078 - Tuesday 20 November 2018 15:39

Centipedes do not stab people because they do NOT have sharp legs!

By A_Person | 5

#7726145 - Tuesday 20 November 2018 18:25

It crawled into your hand??? Did you go to get it removed?

By donb23 | 23

#7726339 - Wednesday 21 November 2018 4:43

Since you did not relay your age, its not that strange if you are 11.

By SkullHQ | 26

#7726379 - Wednesday 21 November 2018 7:30

I would've done the same.

By ike25 | 7

#7726406 - Wednesday 21 November 2018 9:08

I live in hawaii and nothing is scarier than a centipede.

By zuckerburg | 21

#7726496 - Wednesday 21 November 2018 12:21

You need to get your eyes tested if you can't tell "black fuzz" from a centipede...

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