By yesikilledit - 20/11/2018 13:30

Today, I woke up and saw a piece of black fuzz on my shirt. I tried to pick it off but it crawled into my hand and stabbed my skin with its sharp legs. I screamed like a little girl because I had a centipede on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 346
You deserved it 332

Same thing different taste

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I would flipped out. I hate those things.

How do you confuse a centipede for black fuzz?!?!

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I hope you ate it afterwards. It's wasteful if you don't.

I would flipped out. I hate those things.

How do you confuse a centipede for black fuzz?!?!

onceuponatime456 16

Centipedes do not stab people because they do NOT have sharp legs!

A_Person 5

It crawled into your hand??? Did you go to get it removed?

Since you did not relay your age, its not that strange if you are 11.

ike25 7

I live in hawaii and nothing is scarier than a centipede.

You need to get your eyes tested if you can't tell "black fuzz" from a centipede...