By yesikilledit - 20/11/2018 13:30

Today, I woke up and saw a piece of black fuzz on my shirt. I tried to pick it off but it crawled into my hand and stabbed my skin with its sharp legs. I screamed like a little girl because I had a centipede on me. FML
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I would flipped out. I hate those things.

How do you confuse a centipede for black fuzz?!?!

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I hope you ate it afterwards. It's wasteful if you don't.

I would flipped out. I hate those things.

How do you confuse a centipede for black fuzz?!?!

Centipedes do not stab people because they do NOT have sharp legs!

It crawled into your hand??? Did you go to get it removed?

Since you did not relay your age, its not that strange if you are 11.

I would've done the same.

I live in hawaii and nothing is scarier than a centipede.

You need to get your eyes tested if you can't tell "black fuzz" from a centipede...