By rb - 01/05/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 755
You deserved it 3 576

Same thing different taste

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Looks like you were in a bit of a sticky situation.

ECMchase 0


rallets 22

sure does i thought for a second it said "HUMAN centipede" o_O crazy shit

hahahhahahahaha I just imagined picking up a human centipede from that movie..ehhwwie

Kn0wledge123 21

Flik is gonna be pretty pissed when he finds out. *$50 for anyone who gets that reference!*

You have to be really disturbed to think of making that movie. js

They are making human centipede: full sequence. He said he is gonna use approximately 16 people this time around.

littlemissFYL 5

centipedes can explode? I just learned something today! **** yes i feel proud! =D

someone please help!! I have a lizard in my garage and I am too scared get rid of them. help!

EWWWWWWWWE *blows chunks* all over ur towel OOPS

82, lizards are a blessing to have. They eat all the bugs. if you're that scared, call someone who can trap it humanely and release it away from your garage. Enjoy the influx of spiders, though.

reggicm 0

82- use your own advice and "just do it."

skaterpaige 3

Human Centipede is the most repulsive movie ever...eewwwwwwwww

Human Centipede is the most repulsive movie ever...eewwwwwwwww

maybe she blew the centipede up with her mind... either that or she is from the middle east

92, they maybe a blessing, but not when they creep up under your pillow and in your jacket

Get a hockey stick or some crap, use the hockey stick to push it out, DONE

Sorry for 82. Forgot to mention that :$

zendaddy0 0

creepers their ******* everywhere now

theodore214 0

The Fly was worse than The Human Centipede

i swear if i see a fcking human centipede im going to grab a suit case and stuff everything i can in there then move to japan where i will become the first american harajuku girl ...

HarrietPotter239 0

That Asian guy was just ******* around with them. He WAS going to eat the vanilla.

PerditaDessa 38

103, if you think The Human Centipede is the most repulsive movie ever there's a whole world of movies you're missing out on. Serbian Film, SALO, or Grotesque anyone?

Looks like you were in a bit of a sticky situation.

I quite wonder how hard he squeezes his towel for the centipede to explode.

( insert hilarious pun here ) I tried for 30 secs but failed, oh well.

I hate bugs/insects/arachnids etc. The moment I'd seen it, I would have legged it out of there.. :P

"look like you were in a bit of a (takes sunglasses off) sticky situation." YEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Great joke, but centipedes are fking nasty.

DaJavelin 0
robotiick 12

lol tht made my sucky day

JacksonCampbell 9

If only it was a North American House Hippo....

Dude, in that ad, there's a hippo marker right on top of my house!!! I've set traps and everything.

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
ECMchase 0
Kn0wledge123 21

Wow seriously that's just racist man. Adding the 'c' wasn't necessary unless you were trying to conceal it which is still unnecessary.

Kn0wledge123 21

Adding the C was on purpose. You know, because it was a centipede. Besides it was a JOKE. You know "ha-ha"? Would it have better if I said "Consai"?

By the way you say it it would mean they say Mallah Muakhbar which they don't.

Kn0wledge123 21

Yes I know that. And I know they don't. And no it wouldn't. Stop being a joke Nazi. Chill the F out bruh.

123whyme 0

he should be grateful it didn't explode on his face !

But if they did, we wouldn't have this website in existence.

astarwarsfan 0

It'sssssss a creeper with too many legsssssss!

lionandthelamb61 9

It was a suicide bomber centipede, cleverly disguised as a house centipede. You should go into witness protection immediatly for your own safety.

lionandthelamb61 9

Damn, FreshPie and ECMchase beat me to it. Well played, gentlemen.

lionandthelamb61 9

ECM, I feel that you use the app "Funny Pics."

I don't see how you could deserve this, but that sucks, OP, FYL.