Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I woke up and saw a piece of black fuzz on my shirt. I tried to pick it off but it crawled into my hand and stabbed my skin with its sharp legs. I screamed like a little girl because I had a centipede on me. FML
Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high-pitched voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML
Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
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Top comments
rick1 8
... Why would someone even willingly do that? Nasty.
sarah6786 14
Protein. Several legged protein.
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Comments (109)
Pauschinator 22
Protein!
purebliss_fml 19
Just showing you how badass he is
kaitlynjane 28
That's absolutely insane! You have to eat them while they're still alive so you can feel them squirm in your mouth!
RedPillSucks 33
No. centipedes bite. Unless you bite the head off first then swallow...
GwennaRose 22
What a great source of protein! Tell him to try locusts next.
ilovefall10 21
Maybe it was a prank? Dear God I hope it was a prank.
StanSmith2013 26
Good man! Insects are the future!
kumarina 35
Is that a remake of thr human centipe???
brianax36 14
Not even close.
ThaPrelude 11
did you even watch the movies? @24
rebelbelle 17
mmm protein
thesubbybubbies 9
Dafuq
graceinsheepwear 34
Tell him if he can hang on till Thursday, he can get a free sandwich at the diner.
ThaPrelude 11
old FML reference FTW