By SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 459
You deserved it 40

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At least he's creative

I like his style.


At least he's creative

Damn it, why couldn't I think of that as a child?

Your 7 year old is a genius. I've gotta go find me a spider

you quite possibly have the coolest kid on the planet OP.

That's pretty clever for a 7 year old

Don't forget that he's also brave. I mean, I can't even bring myself to go near a spider, let alone throw one in the microwave.

The kid has a future in interrogation.

68 Let alone let it bite afterwards

the kid is 7 I don't see this as a fml, I would have smiled for my child's dream to become a superhero.

It may have worked if it he was not in France.

And brave for letting a spider bite him

I agree, congratulations OP for raising such a wild imaginative son. :)

Agreed, it shows that some kids these days still have imagination. Most 7 year old boys I know sit on their ass all day swearing at people over xbox.

I like his style.

So stupid yet so clever..

That's pretty smart for a 7 year old its just ridiculous to grown ups

@20 what are you saying? That its so stupid it just might work

76 - the stupid part was referring to the naïvety of OP's son, however it's a clever concept for such a young child to come up with. But you never know, it is so stupid that it just might work!

That Is so very adorable!

I think it went SPLAT!

So did it work? XD

At least he has goals in life, eh?

Brilliant, at least he's trying. We could use a Spider-Man.

Especially since Bill Gates won't use his wealth and smarts to become IronMan!

His suit would get infected with viruses, get the blue screen of death and freeze up.

I am curious as to what he is actually using though. Because if was using the same version he sells to us, shit would get changed.

hes secretly using a Mac

That kid is thinking outside the box.

Or inside the microwave

Innovative! Pretty clever kid. Though it sucks for the spider..

That's alright. No one cares about spiders anyway.

probably more where it came from

Wow, I wish I had a kid like that.

Word. I'd be quite proud.

Your son is awesome :)