By SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 470
You deserved it 41

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lhazz11 23
Nolimit2217 32


lhazz11 23
Toasty283 8

Damn it, why couldn't I think of that as a child?

Your 7 year old is a genius. I've gotta go find me a spider

you quite possibly have the coolest kid on the planet OP.

That's pretty clever for a 7 year old

Don't forget that he's also brave. I mean, I can't even bring myself to go near a spider, let alone throw one in the microwave.

The kid has a future in interrogation.

summerguy97 16

68 Let alone let it bite afterwards

the kid is 7 I don't see this as a fml, I would have smiled for my child's dream to become a superhero.

It may have worked if it he was not in France.

And brave for letting a spider bite him

Gothicbunnyx3 16

I agree, congratulations OP for raising such a wild imaginative son. :)

Agreed, it shows that some kids these days still have imagination. Most 7 year old boys I know sit on their ass all day swearing at people over xbox.

Nolimit2217 32

That's pretty smart for a 7 year old its just ridiculous to grown ups

@20 what are you saying? That its so stupid it just might work

76 - the stupid part was referring to the naïvety of OP's son, however it's a clever concept for such a young child to come up with. But you never know, it is so stupid that it just might work!

lionkat456 28
Kn0wledge123 21

At least he has goals in life, eh?

Brilliant, at least he's trying. We could use a Spider-Man.

Especially since Bill Gates won't use his wealth and smarts to become IronMan!

RedPillSucks 31

His suit would get infected with viruses, get the blue screen of death and freeze up.

I am curious as to what he is actually using though. Because if was using the same version he sells to us, shit would get changed.

josh7279 7

That kid is thinking outside the box.

mmyoung979 14

Innovative! Pretty clever kid. Though it sucks for the spider..

That's alright. No one cares about spiders anyway.

MissWhitneyB 17