FML : Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I...

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sandra / Monday 20 September 2010 06:13 / United States

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By iltby | 3

#1430218 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:36

That's rescue work for you. Good on you anyway.

By dickster | 0

#1430199 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:28

At least he was cute?

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By CarmeloAnthony | 0

#1430154 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:09

unlucky

GrammerNazi1000 | 8

#1430159 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:10

barfalicious!

sheribb | 5

#1430210 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:34

u know u liked it ;p

ilovenerds_ | 1

#1430215 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:35

Mmmm.. Tasty stuff, right there...

_TONGAN_ | 5

#1430385 - Monday 20 September 2010 13:39

mans best friend...

CitrusGirl | 0

#1430407 - Monday 20 September 2010 13:51

35
YDI for trying to be funny and failing

DocBastard | 38

#1430454 - Monday 20 September 2010 14:21

This is a great fight, really. But proff needs to come up with a better retort than "YDI for ..."

How about "F you and your face!" Try that one. Yours sounds like elementary school stuff.

Siji | 0

#1430463 - Monday 20 September 2010 14:24

Quick Pikachu, Iron Deficiency Tail!
:)

DocBastard | 38

#1430469 - Monday 20 September 2010 14:27

Hahaha!!! The iron deficiency...uh tail...um...

Wait, what?

DocBastard | 38

#1430492 - Monday 20 September 2010 14:36

Banned again? Pray, for what did you get banned the first time?

Do tell!

Silenthunter | 0

#1430518 - Monday 20 September 2010 14:47

45 GTFA? You mean GTFO

DocBastard | 38

#1430530 - Monday 20 September 2010 14:50

I believe the A is for "away" rather than "out." It took me a second.

I'm still waiting for my story. I have a feeling it's a story filled with drama and intrigue.

DocBastard | 38

#1430576 - Monday 20 September 2010 15:12

Aww, now I have the sadness. :(

aardvarkish | 15

#1430677 - Monday 20 September 2010 16:06

YDI for encouraging the troll... like I just did...

DocBastard | 38

#1431001 - Monday 20 September 2010 17:09

I know, I know. I don't like feeding trolls either, but every now and then it's fun to poke a sleeping snake. it can either lead to a huge adrenaline rush or a trip to the ER.

Or in this case, nothing at all.

scabrakazaam | 0

#1432045 - Monday 20 September 2010 22:20

PUPPIES!!!! xD

xNephilim | 18

#1432178 - Monday 20 September 2010 23:48

You're stupid. Jeez, get a life and use your fucking brain.

JokeMeister | 0

#1434291 - Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:34

If you are not he, that's identity fraud. I'm just saying.

By 4evanucks | 0

#1430161 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:11

second

Metzler31 | 17

#1430169 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:12

third....

CarmeloAnthony | 0

#1430172 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:12

would you like a medal...?

4evanucks | 0

#1430178 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:15

of course!! thanks for offering;)

By iEmily | 0

#1430166 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:12

Yuck.

By 4evanucks | 0

#1430174 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:13

good for u for helping out tho. I dnt think it cudda made ur face n e worse!! jjk

MarkSeattle | 0

#1431128 - Monday 20 September 2010 17:50

thanks for helping the shelter animals. but you have to expect pee poop and vomit it's what makes the cute puppy smell ;)

By FrEsHpRiNcE916 | 0

#1430187 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:20

I think he sat in it after it happen.. thus making his tail a vomit flinger.lol

By cars819 | 0

#1430191 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:22

grossss

By sweetdreams20 | 0

#1430194 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:27

By maya_papaya | 0

#1430196 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:27

he probably barfed and moved around and it's wagging tail made contact with it, you pretty bitch.

By dickster | 0

#1430199 - Monday 20 September 2010 12:28

At least he was cute?

insertclevername_fml | 0

#1430364 - Monday 20 September 2010 13:36

It's almost like your friend's children. They're adorable until they spit up..then you just want to hand them back to their mom. But if it's your own child..who cares? :-)