Animals: Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them...

By sandra - 20/09/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML

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By Annie - 22/11/2009 22:07 - Mexico

Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML

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By killjoyx - 23/07/2015 18:28 - United States - Suffolk

Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML

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By Dogmom - 18/12/2018 17:30

Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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By Puppysit88 - 16/04/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2015 21:14 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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iltby 3

Monday 20 September 2010 12:36

That's rescue work for you. Good on you anyway.

dickster 0

Monday 20 September 2010 12:28

At least he was cute?

Comments

CarmeloAnthony 0

Monday 20 September 2010 12:09

unlucky

GrammerNazi1000 8

Monday 20 September 2010 12:10

barfalicious!

sheribb 5

Monday 20 September 2010 12:34

u know u liked it ;p

ilovenerds_ 1

Monday 20 September 2010 12:35

Mmmm.. Tasty stuff, right there...

_TONGAN_ 5

Monday 20 September 2010 13:39

mans best friend...

CitrusGirl 0

Monday 20 September 2010 13:51

35 YDI for trying to be funny and failing

DocBastard 38

Monday 20 September 2010 14:21

This is a great fight, really. But proff needs to come up with a better retort than "YDI for ..." How about "F you and your face!" Try that one. Yours sounds like elementary school stuff.

Siji 0

Monday 20 September 2010 14:24

Quick Pikachu, Iron Deficiency Tail! :)

DocBastard 38

Monday 20 September 2010 14:27

Hahaha!!! The iron deficiency...uh tail...um... Wait, what?

DocBastard 38

Monday 20 September 2010 14:36

Banned again? Pray, for what did you get banned the first time? Do tell!

Silenthunter 0

Monday 20 September 2010 14:47

45 GTFA? You mean GTFO

DocBastard 38

Monday 20 September 2010 14:50

I believe the A is for "away" rather than "out." It took me a second. I'm still waiting for my story. I have a feeling it's a story filled with drama and intrigue.

DocBastard 38

Monday 20 September 2010 15:12

Aww, now I have the sadness. :(

aardvarkish 16

Monday 20 September 2010 16:06

YDI for encouraging the troll... like I just did...

DocBastard 38

Monday 20 September 2010 17:09

I know, I know. I don't like feeding trolls either, but every now and then it's fun to poke a sleeping snake. it can either lead to a huge adrenaline rush or a trip to the ER. Or in this case, nothing at all.

scabrakazaam 0

Monday 20 September 2010 22:20

PUPPIES!!!! xD

xNephilim 18

Monday 20 September 2010 23:48

You're stupid. Jeez, get a life and use your ******* brain.

JokeMeister 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:34

If you are not he, that's identity fraud. I'm just saying.

4evanucks 0

Monday 20 September 2010 12:11

second

Metzler31 17

Monday 20 September 2010 12:12

third....

CarmeloAnthony 0

Monday 20 September 2010 12:12

would you like a medal...?

4evanucks 0

Monday 20 September 2010 12:15

of course!! thanks for offering;)

iEmily 0

Monday 20 September 2010 12:12

Yuck.

4evanucks 0

Monday 20 September 2010 12:13

good for u for helping out tho. I dnt think it cudda made ur face n e worse!! jjk

MarkSeattle 0

Monday 20 September 2010 17:50

thanks for helping the shelter animals. but you have to expect pee poop and vomit it's what makes the cute puppy smell ;)

FrEsHpRiNcE916 0

Monday 20 September 2010 12:20

I think he sat in it after it happen.. thus making his tail a vomit flinger.lol

cars819 0

Monday 20 September 2010 12:22

grossss

sweetdreams20 0

Monday 20 September 2010 12:27

maya_papaya 0

Monday 20 September 2010 12:27

he probably barfed and moved around and it's wagging tail made contact with it, you pretty bitch.

dickster 0

Monday 20 September 2010 12:28

At least he was cute?

insertclevername_fml 0

Monday 20 September 2010 13:36

It's almost like your friend's children. They're adorable until they spit up..then you just want to hand them back to their mom. But if it's your own child..who cares? :-)