FML : Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing...

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SHIT-BREATH - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 16:03 / United Kingdom - Chepstow

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By chosenblades | 8

#5522493 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:53

Would you like some hershey kisses?

By Ambient25 | 24

#5522504 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:56

After all those times you pretended to throw the ball, that puppy knew payback was in order...

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By chosenblades | 8

#5522493 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:53

Would you like some hershey kisses?

By diegoer | 10

#5522495 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:54

Lol! Next time sniff before you kiss ;)

wlddog | 14

#5522620 - Thursday 6 June 2013 0:08

That advice can be applied to so many things in life.

By tygerarmy | 35

#5522501 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:55

Aww, what a cute little poopy.

By Ambient25 | 24

#5522504 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:56

After all those times you pretended to throw the ball, that puppy knew payback was in order...

love2killu | 21

#5523351 - Thursday 6 June 2013 12:29

Omfg xD best comment of today

Gvfell | 9

#5524361 - Friday 7 June 2013 5:26

"Hmm, my owner played a trick on me, better roll around in my own shit."

By Rei_Ayanami | 18

#5522506 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:56

I'm wondering how you didn't smell it before even seeing the dog. Puppy feces are quite pungent.

By paddypurdy | 7

#5522507 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:57

It's all shits and giggles until... oh wait

By Kyle_Kawi27 | 7

#5522508 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:57

Well atleast the puppy is still cute...sorry about your misfortune.

By TypoH | 7

#5522509 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:57

Well, that's just shitty isn't it. FYL

gAt_d | 26

#5522805 - Thursday 6 June 2013 4:12

Your a clever one, eh?

By maximus_prime | 24

#5522510 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:58

I think you may need to see a doctor, there seems to be something wrong with your sense of smell. :-/

By LadyNatasha | 4

#5522513 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:58

FYL for, well... that. YDI somewhat, for not noticing the smell beforehand.

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