By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
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That's the kind of story that ends in a couple of years with "and then she took everything. The house, the kids, the car, and my dog, Princeton."

I got up from my bench and pushed her off the stage by her forehead. I didn't hear what song she requested; she was too drunk to get out the whole title. I had to threaten to break her nose with one of her designer shoes and her out of the club before she left me alone. I know I deserve it for not playing a cooler instrument. By the way - how are y'all's solo electric guitar/solo drum gigs going?

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did she get one?

How did you sing with a busted lip?

what song did she request ? that is the main concern here!

"busted me mouth" ?? Arghh, ye mateys.

Scratch that, I read it wrong :S :P

you know the op is a girl right

wait wait wait... this is a repeat FML!! I KNOW that I have read this in the random section!

fail, Hey!! u live in Vegas too?

I'd tell her to go fuck herself

Ugh, I hate it when people act a fool when they're drunk. She should "accidentally" trip her again and smack her in the head with her mic.

That's the kind of story that ends in a couple of years with "and then she took everything. The house, the kids, the car, and my dog, Princeton."

lmao love this.

Freeeeeeee Birrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!!!!!!!!!

that is some funny shit.

that's some loyalty

You watched her do all this. Why didn't you at least move you head to the side?

a song thatll keep you fistpumping all night long???

"She requested a song." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Oohhh that sucks! Gotta love drunkies.. Jk jk

Tell her "I got a song for you right here, it's called crazy drunk bitch all up in my shit"

But it's all ok because you saw her naked after the show, right? Right??

Could be a lesbian