By Anonymous - 18/09/2015 21:14 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML
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christopherwilli 14
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If you throw away the rug, at least the clean up will be easy.

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Xquisite1 28

At least the kid doesn't have retched aim. That fact is something that can't be repuked.

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Xquisite1 28

At least the kid doesn't have retched aim. That fact is something that can't be repuked.

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Welshite 39
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Grayness_ 26
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I know you're being funny. But people that have kids aren't going to find this funny :/ You should know how the FML community is by now lol.

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Lalala579121 27
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This is exactly why I won't have kids.

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C00kiesNcream 24
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Kids will be kids, I'm sure it wasn't intentional. All part of the job right? Taking the good with the bad.

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derangedplanet 23
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I was a projectile vomiter as a kid. I was the kid who puked on your everything. I mean your life sucks, but I sympathize for the kid.

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syngatesss 5

Hey OP, at least you can just toss the rug out!

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AmIReallyRenee 20
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and the kids...

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JustinJK 21

Um. Idk. some rugs are really, really expensive. However, idk if I'd have expensive things that kids have access to ruin.

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WitEluded 13
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Doesn't this come with the territory of running a daycare out of your house?

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DiamondGirl18 12
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Easy clean up?

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rvontr88 21
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Kids = disease carriers. Ew.

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thejonac 21
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you were a kid before too.

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tranced_ 44
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ew?! really?

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tranced_ 44
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I guess yew don't have kids. .and yew shan't have kids. .

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Lalala579121 27
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14 - Yews don't have kids. They're trees.

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I_Like_Dogs 28
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Air=disease carrier, yet you still breathe.

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AmIReallyRenee 20
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not everyone likes kids... geez get off this person's ass about it

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rvontr88 21
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That comment is so incredibly asinine. oh and thank you #30. Preciate you.

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christopherwilli 14
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If you throw away the rug, at least the clean up will be easy.

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TMWhisp 22
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Kids got aim. At least he didn't spray everything around him?

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