Today, I was working retail when a group of older gentlemen came in looking for a good sound system. I showed them a top-range system and gushed about it in detail, trying to close the sale. One of them snorted and said, "See Dave, girls like her are the reason ball gags were invented." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said, "You know? I like little girls." FML
Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games, and get a life and a girlfriend. FML
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syki 22
They put the 'S' and 'M' in SexisM.
raspygirl 12
Soo rude
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xgetxbentx 13
It's both an s&m thing and a torture device. Generally s&m, so it was kind of a perverted comment about how she probably talks a lot during sex too.
mikeofthunder 13
I'd say it's more patronising than perverted, saying that she talks so much generally people were compelled to inventing the ball gag
mikeofthunder 13
Don't worry about it, he obviously didn't get much love from mummy
kiki_05 0
It's a ball that you stick in someones mouth to prevent them from talking/screaming to loud most times during sex some times they have holes in them so one can place ones dick in and they can't refuse said dick hope this helped :)
kiki_05 0
I would have looked at Dave and said Dave guys like him are why they make strap on's smiled and walked away
ILike_Dancing123 19
Your comment made my day :) You should of so owned him, Like A Boss!
cja101 8
I misread and thought they said ball bag instead of gag
sickenedwinter86 0
Perhaps next time your aging grandparents visit you should spend time with them instead of spend it gaming. He probably was doing it in hopes that you could talk or spend time together. So, YDI
sickenedwinter86 0
Hmmm... Seems my FML app opened the wrong comments! Bug reporting... AWAY!
Pudagiah 12
57 - remember that one episode where Drake sang "The girl next door is not the girl next door"? I'm still confused about it.
marisadc79 0
Wow, I'd have gotten the manager for sure to deal with that. Honestly, you could file harassment charges. You don't have to take abuse like that from customers. I'm in retail believe me I know. I'd have screamed and said oh my god how dare you touch me there, help, help. Maybe then jerks like that will learn.
Jumpingmonkey 6
So you would invent a rape charge? Girls like you are the worst kind of people; the man was rude but he didn't break any laws. Pressing for harrassment charges is an extremely petty and immature way to act that just shows that you have no idea how to respond like an adult to a situation like that
laden_swallow09 35
125 - Mmmm, testify!
silent_bride 5
125: While I agree that it's a bad, bad idea to pretend something happened that didn't (it's stories like that that create a culture of disbelief for people who ARE assaulted), the OP was indeed sexually harassed. Women have the right to do their job without disgusting comments like that.
andythegreat 0
So rude. But funny as hell! I couldn't stop laughing.