By Z88 - 21/04/2010 20:29 - South Africa
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32 I only saw one thing wrong op used the plural "they" istead of singular and it was easy to understand you're just dumb yes I called someone dumb without proofreading my post don't attack me unless you're hot girl and it's a sexual attack but even then I'd rather not be raped so nevermind run on sentences ftw!
no, the problem is people who go to a MUSIC STORE should expect to be called "dude or "man". the 3 musik stores in my city are the biggest metalheads ever. and thier awesome. they know thier shit wayyyyy better than some car dealer who would say " hello ma'am, may i interest you in this guitar? its 40% off!" no, i wanna hear this: "Dude, this guitar right here is the total shit. screams like a muthafucker, roars like a lion. its got 2 dual humbuckers from Fender, has a maple neck and rosewood fingerboard, a floyd rose bridge, and has a real good elecronic set up. sure, its a little pricy, but it soo worth it." THARS WHART I WANNA HAR
Nothing wrong with that, I hang out with more chicks than dudes... Mostly because I'm too lazy to really go and "approach" people to be friends, and when guys act like douche bags, I don't have any desire to talk to them.. And girls come up to me more than a guy would (for obvious reasons)... But my guy friends are usually "closer" on average.. Meh.
You're right. it's not a free pass. and it's the bitches that DO use it as a free pass that fuck it up for the rest of us when we truly are having an off day. hell, I'm almost 7 months pregnant and I have to say I've kept my emotions in check for the most part. just a few weepy moments here and there :)
149, all girls are crazy. But if you're pregnant you actually get an excuse.. Whenever my wife is pregnant I'm pretty much going to do what she says without questioning the order because it's allowed... She carried my child for 9 months and pushes it out her vagina, she gets what she wants for the duration of that...
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? trick question, feminists can't change anything! Why does every man need a woman? Because the dishes would get to piled up without one Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning yet Two reasons why a blonde can't drive: 1. she can't reach the steering wheel from the back seat. 2. she thinks the steering wheels a clothes rack How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen? What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told. why are womens feet so small? So they can stand closer to the stove What does a woman and carpet have in commen? if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them later What do you do when the dish washer is broken? Slap her on the ass and tell her to get to work. Why did the woman cross the road? It doesnt matter, why was she out of the kitchen in the first place. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin, you done told her twice.
116, that's bs. he's holding an airsoftgun with a spraypainted/replaced external barrel in an incorrect and unreliable innacurate position, with the stock all the way down, which is supposed to be adjusted out, meaning he is just some fag with an Airsoft obsession and no real skills, and yes, I am a weaponary expert, so don't say shit.
215.... Ahahahahahahahaha, weapons expert eh? Please... Riddle me this then: 1- When shooting in urban combat, with a vest on do you know the position you should have your rifle? Up high on your shoulder and as tight as you can. If you have an M16, you're supposed to actually put it on TOP of your shoulder. 2- When moving house to house in Iraq, rooms are tiny, so you need to have the rifle compressed as much as possible. Although some people like to zero their rifles with their butt stock fully extended, a majority of us would patrol with them fully collapsed. Have you ever tired to clear a tiny little outside brick shitter with an M16? Of course not. Luckily I haven't either, but I have seen guys who have and they said it's a huge pain in the ass to keep your rifle up. Compact is better in MOUT. I never shot with my butt stock fully extended because I was able to keep it tight even with it collapsed. 3- When firing from a standing position, especially when you have little or no cover, you're supposed to square yourself with the target (because you have your plates in the front, makes the stronger), keep your elbows tucked, and the rifle high and tight. This gives you the most accurate position that still allows you to engage multiple targets, in rapid succession. 4- I've never played airsoft a day in my life, but as far as I know, airsoft people don't get IFAK's (Improved First Aid Kid), ACH's (Army Combat Helmet) with a Rhino Mount, and most importantly the IOTV (Improved Outer Tactical Vest, a vest that the Army just started issuing ONLY to troops deploying at the end of 2007, and once you come back from deployment you give that shit right back to the next group going), and of course is decked out in full ACU's... But who knows. 5- You sound like you know as much about weapons as I do about quantum physics. And I'll give you a hint, I don't know anything about quantum physics. Shut it.
Wait Haley, what? Are you serious? Why are you just now telling me this? Also, don't count on them grabbing a QB at all. They're banking on Farve coming back, they say they're not, but they are. If they take a QB he's less likely to come back, they know that. Tebow will be holding a clipboard watching Brady mark my words. And I'm lazy?? Why?
STOY, I tried Fight Night but was horrible at it.. I pretty much just play Madden or Assassins Creed. Because I like football and sneaking around just taking people out.. But I'm bored with them I want Madden 11 so I can get my new roster, and go undefeated and feel better about our season. :( Also, not a Marine man... ;) And again, it's only because Haley is a special case. Otherwise people usually talk to me, because I don't care enough to go to them. I'm just a wanted guy I guess. :P
fyl op, sometimes its just hard to tell. and holy fucking horse dick, 29- your head is just so ginormous or like oddly shaped. idk what it is but it trips me out. makes me wanna plant my baby arm right in your suck hole. please change your pic to something where u dont look like u're going to eat my face in order to further grow yours
@215 I don't really converse w/ Blue_Coconuts (no issues, just never came up), but looking at the pic, when you enlarge it, there's lots of shit back there. It doesn't look like he's in his backyard holding an airsoft gun. If that is an airsoft gun then he's one rich MF that can affort all that other shit he's got on. True that I don't know squat about the forces, but I've been around guns enough and that stuff looks pretty authentic to me. I'm not sure what the point of ripping someone up based on their pic is but perhaps you should lighten up.
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Girls can be dudes too. She's silly.
she just gets upset easily. she probably doesn't like her figure so she is offended easily