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By Z88 / Wednesday 21 April 2010 20:29 / South Africa
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dude, that's not cool man you shouldve grabbed her tiny titties and been like, "oh sorry I didn't see those, you sure you're a girl?"

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haha i watched this happen to my coworker.... i was trying to tell her. the lady was pissed beyond pissed. i tried so hard not to laugh

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fyl dude I understand, I hate it when you can't tell if a person is a guy or girl. she deserves it for being so masculine. idk if I spelled that right :p

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"Today, the salesperson kept calling me "dude" and "man". I am a woman. FML"... I say F her life for looking so manly.

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32 I only saw one thing wrong op used the plural "they" istead of singular and it was easy to understand you're just dumb yes I called someone dumb without proofreading my post don't attack me unless you're hot girl and it's a sexual attack but even then I'd rather not be raped so nevermind run on sentences ftw!

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"dude" and "man" are not terms that are indicative of sex or gender. ask any pothead. so after she freaked out, your response is, you must be cuz yo on the rag. then snap twice and spank your bottom as you walk away.

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no, the problem is people who go to a MUSIC STORE should expect to be called "dude or "man". the 3 musik stores in my city are the biggest metalheads ever. and thier awesome. they know thier shit wayyyyy better than some car dealer who would say " hello ma'am, may i interest you in this guitar? its 40% off!" no, i wanna hear this: "Dude, this guitar right here is the total shit. screams like a muthafucker, roars like a lion. its got 2 dual humbuckers from Fender, has a maple neck and rosewood

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Haha Sean... yeah it's her fault for having tiny titties... or a man voice like in the Chris FML today.

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Well I think it's a good thing, but it's probably messing me up since I don't want to put gel in it because then it won't feel soft anymore. It's like really fine, people pet it alot XD

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lol seanreddog you said "yes!! I sure is." after 39 said "trannies are confusing" lol btw there is a cat in your pic... shouldn't it be redcat then?

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Woah yes I'm a cat tranny. I got neutered and then had to go in for a series of purrcedures when they converted my dick into a pussy.

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I agree, and I'm sorry but the whole "pms" thing needs to be banned from the list of valid excuses. it made me sympathetic the first like, 6000 times I heard it, but now it's just like, "no, your just a bitch"

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Nothing wrong with that, I hang out with more chicks than dudes... Mostly because I'm too lazy to really go and "approach" people to be friends, and when guys act like douche bags, I don't have any desire to talk to them.. And girls come up to me more than a guy would (for obvious reasons)... But my guy friends are usually "closer" on average.. Meh.

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you try having raging bitch hormones fuck your mood up for a week every month, pearljammer. then tell me it's not a valid excuse. :/

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hahaha exactly my point, I didn't say it doesn't suck, but it shouldn't be a free pass to bitch at everyone around you. I know girls who don't do it.

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op I feel bad for you because that's embairessing( I don't know how to spell it) but that should be an fml for the girl and op next time take don't call them dude or. man

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You're right. it's not a free pass. and it's the bitches that DO use it as a free pass that fuck it up for the rest of us when we truly are having an off day. hell, I'm almost 7 months pregnant and I have to say I've kept my emotions in check for the most part. just a few weepy moments here and there :)

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it's not here fault she looks like a guy she was born like that who know she could have been in a terribile gorilla accident and got surgery

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I don't need to get a room, I'm in one now =p Blue cocoanuts, I'm like exactly the same way, exept the reason I don't have many guy friends is that straight guys don't like me because they think I'm gay, and gay guys like me too much, so I avoid them

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149, all girls are crazy. But if you're pregnant you actually get an excuse.. Whenever my wife is pregnant I'm pretty much going to do what she says without questioning the order because it's allowed... She carried my child for 9 months and pushes it out her vagina, she gets what she wants for the duration of that...

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yah growing a person is pretty hard work ;) good for you for helping out you're wife! I'm a single mom so I respect men that actually help and support their ladies and children. I play mommy and daddy and work full time and run a household. I don't have time to go crazy lol

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hahahaha took the words almost outta my mouth blue coconuts. so glad I never have to lug around a babies fat ass for nine months

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congradulations blue coconuts! but yeah idk about marrige, I don't have a place to say anything about it (cause I'm only 15) but I try to be as diplomatic as possible. but trust me, I HAVE been around plenty of pregnant women and pmsing chicks to figure that one out ;)

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Thanks 79. In almost any other customer service or sales position, I'd say YDI for being unprofessional. But this is one of the few positions where you ought to be expected to talk that way.

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woman are always bitchy no matter the time of month, just stay in the kitchen and keep working on those samich's.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? trick question, feminists can't change anything! Why does every man need a woman? Because the dishes would get to piled up without one Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning yet Two reasons why a blonde can't drive: 1. she can't reach the steering wheel from the back seat. 2. she thinks the steering wheels a clothes rack How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11 - 10 to f

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193, men would seriously roll over and die if they didnt have a woman. They don't see dinner on the table and they hyperventalate. Not ALL men are like that. But apparently you are. :)

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seriously dude, if all your going to do Is post sexist comments then leave, because I think we're ALL tired of hearing it, and I'm a guy! but really, it wasn't funny to begin with

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197- u want to be my woman? lol .... srry I couldn't resist saying that... u set urself up for that but I'm jking anyway

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116, that's bs. he's holding an airsoftgun with a spraypainted/replaced external barrel in an incorrect and unreliable innacurate position, with the stock all the way down, which is supposed to be adjusted out, meaning he is just some fag with an Airsoft obsession and no real skills, and yes, I am a weaponary expert, so don't say shit.

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215.... Ahahahahahahahaha, weapons expert eh? Please... Riddle me this then: 1- When shooting in urban combat, with a vest on do you know the position you should have your rifle? Up high on your shoulder and as tight as you can. If you have an M16, you're supposed to actually put it on TOP of your shoulder. 2- When moving house to house in Iraq, rooms are tiny, so you need to have the rifle compressed as much as possible. Although some people like to zero their rifles with their butt stock

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215 is an uber fucktard how does that possibly look like an airsofting gun? and that's just the first part of his comment...

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Doesn't matter because I don't share so you can't have her. And I had to do 9 shots, but I did double shots to add to it.

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241- ur very welcome but I bet u get that alot anyway huh? Haley wait till I tell Colin or should I just throw u in ur grave now that I already made?

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Colin is a jealous man, and hey Colin what would you be willing to bet Vikes DONT get Tebow? I know you don't think so, but hey :P

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If I'm not sleeping with other girls, neither are you. I have no idea what happened to Rose. I can text her, but meh. Lazy. And I'm willing to bet a fifth of rum they don't get Tebow. If they do I'll chug that shit.

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Poor, poor Hailey :( Colin, I got myself all hyped thinking we could actually get a QB this year (only 6 QBs all time in first three rounds ever for Vikings) I know I'm going to be disappointed :(

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Wait Haley, what? Are you serious? Why are you just now telling me this? Also, don't count on them grabbing a QB at all. They're banking on Farve coming back, they say they're not, but they are. If they take a QB he's less likely to come back, they know that. Tebow will be holding a clipboard watching Brady mark my words. And I'm lazy?? Why?

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Your comments post at the bottem, like the rest of us :P o wait, you talking like on fml.com where you try to respond and it has antiflood and you forget to re-reply and you post a new comment? that is so annoying -.-

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Vikings sucks!!! all about the chiefs!!!! lol yea rite they're doing horrible even more than the raiders!!! and that's sad!!!! but my uncle likes the vikings so yea I go against them haha

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Colin you talking about my 263 comment? grr I was about to go play my new fight night game but you guys kept me here cuz I keep replying :[

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Ohhhh yeah, I am when it comes to talking to girls I don't have any interest in being with... Which is why I pretty much only go out of my way to talk to Haley. Everyone else can come to me, or I don't care.

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oh so u r lazy Colin? some marine u are!!!! ur a complete embarrassment!!! I'm kidding I'm kidding plz plz don't hunt me down and kill me!!!!!!

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STOY, I tried Fight Night but was horrible at it.. I pretty much just play Madden or Assassins Creed. Because I like football and sneaking around just taking people out.. But I'm bored with them I want Madden 11 so I can get my new roster, and go undefeated and feel better about our season. :( Also, not a Marine man... ;) And again, it's only because Haley is a special case. Otherwise people usually talk to me, because I don't care enough to go to them. I'm just a wanted guy I guess. :P

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I can, but it's kinda a pain in the ass to hunt you down and I don't need to yet. Now if you give me a reason maybe, but you'd have to really piss me off. lol

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lol *thinks* "mmmm.. piss Colin off or not?.... what to decide what to decide... dam... that's a tough one..."

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Haha, I know what you mean. I use Shampoo and Conditioner on my hair+beard; brush my hair and comb my beard and hair everyday xD

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fyl op, sometimes its just hard to tell. and holy fucking horse dick, 29- your head is just so ginormous or like oddly shaped. idk what it is but it trips me out. makes me wanna plant my baby arm right in your suck hole. please change your pic to something where u dont look like u're going to eat my face in order to further grow yours

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@215 I don't really converse w/ Blue_Coconuts (no issues, just never came up), but looking at the pic, when you enlarge it, there's lots of shit back there. It doesn't look like he's in his backyard holding an airsoft gun. If that is an airsoft gun then he's one rich MF that can affort all that other shit he's got on. True that I don't know squat about the forces, but I've been around guns enough and that stuff looks pretty authentic to me. I'm not sure what the point of ripping someone up b

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kind of reminds me of that 'fail' pic where the chick was trying to take a sexy picture of herself in the bathroom--but there was a giant shit unflushed in the toilet behind her :/

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I bet the poop in the background just made it sexier for the 2 girls 1 cup girls. I don't think the febreeze thing is that bad, more like just an lol. She still looks pretty hot.

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3 1/2 pages of people having conversations.. go to chatroom, ur shit doesn't belong here

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